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Fun, Games and Anarchy
By Donald Morrison

******************** (Prologue) ********************

(Our story begins at the arcade place known as Litwak's Family Fun Center and Arcade, home of the many arcade games from both today and the past, during its closing hours as we see the owner, the kind and well meaning Stan Litwak, locking it up for the night.)

Stan Litwak: Another day, another successful time at the arcade. Not a single bad or strange moment happened… Well, unless you count a Metroid popping up in BurgerTime for some reason, but that was probably affects from the Spicy Italian that I had, always make my eyes see crazy things. Hopefully, the next day won’t be as strange as that, so that should be good. (Turns to the arcade) Until next time old pal, good night.

(Background Music: Wreck-It Ralph by Henry Jackman)

(As Mr. Litwak turned down the lights, locked the doors of the arcade and walked home, we suddenly zoom in on Namco-Bandai's Pac-Man arcade machine, as we see various video game villain sprites from various video games being in the Ghost Pen of the game, having a party of sorts. Three seconds afterwards, we zoom in even further, entering the game world, where the sprites were now fully 3D forms of their appearances, where we see these same characters in the Ghost Pen, those being Clyde from Pac-Man, M. Bison from the Street Fighter series, Bowser from the Mario series, Dr. Eggman from the Sonic series, Sephiroth from the Final Fantasy series, the Mavericks from the Mega Man X series, Dr. Wily from the Mega Man classic series, Scorpion from the Mortal Kombat series, Wario from the Mario series, Bob the Killer Goldfish from Earthworm Jim, Fulgore from Killer Instinct, Pyramid Head from Silent Hill and much more. It turns out that all of them were apart of Bad-Anon, a support group for video game villains, as we see them hanging out while also having friendly chats with each other.)

Bowser: (Chuckles) So you know what I did next to those pesky plumbers?

M. Bison: What did you do?

Bowser: I clogged them into a Warp Zone pipe, just to give them a blast from their blast. Hahaha!

M. Bison: Heh, that is funny.

Dr. Eggman and Dr. Wily: (Dancing together) Woo-hoo!! Who’s the mad doctor, who’s the mad doctor?! We are, yeah!! Boogie time, woo!!

Scorpion: (Sighs) Ehhh… Those two are so dated. It hurts to look at. I hate dancing.

Fulgore: Say didn’t your series have a catchy techno beat that makes people dance like crazy?

Scorpion: You shut your mouth, I never speak of that!! Never will!!

Fulgore: Geez, it was just a question. No need to perform a fatality on me.

Scorpion: Grrrr…

Wario: (Eating cakes) YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM!!!

Pyramid Head: Careful Wario, otherwise you’re gonna lose some health on your lifebar.

Wario: (Eating cakes) I’ll manage, Triangle Head. Besides, I got a 1-Up with me, so I’m good.

Pyramid Head: Okay, if you say so. Personally, I wouldn’t be eating like a pig in the first place.

Wario: (Eating cakes) Pfft, everyone’s a reviewer.

Sephiroth: Mmm… I’ve been called the poster child for many “emotional” teenagers like the ones seen in Twilight. But you know what; at least I have more dignity and more personality than those whiny little punks that sparkle a lot.

Bob: That you are my good friend, that you are.

Clyde: And nobody can take that away from you.

Sephiroth: Damn right.

(While all of the video game villains were having their fun with each other, we soon focus on one of the special members of Bad-Anon, that being the rather humble and heroic Wreck-It Ralph from the 2012 Disney animated film of the same name, as he was having his friendly chat with Edea Kramer, the benign and gentle sorceress from the Final Fantasy series.)

Wreck-It Ralph: So after me, Felix and Vanellope had our fun in Sonic’s game for at least two hours, we headed off to Tapper’s for some victory drinks. It didn’t take long for Vanellope to get all sugar high on the sodas, but you know how she is. And that’s why we love her for it.

Edea: (Laughs lightly) Oh Ralph, your stories are always a delight to hear. If there’s anyone that knows how to have fun, it would be you my good friend.

Wreck-It Ralph: (Blushes) Aww… Shucks. You know, you look pretty when you say good things.

Edea: (Smiles) It’s what I do best, my friend.

Mavericks: (Watching the TV) YOU SUCK!!

Wreck-It Ralph and Edea: Hmm?

Boomer Kuwanger: Kill them demons, kill them!!

Neon Tiger: They must pay for their crimes!!

Armored Armadillo: God damn those power punks!!

Wheel Gator: Make them bleed!!

Mavericks: (Watching the TV) YEAH!!!

Wreck-It Ralph: What’s with those Maverick guys? I thought they were reformed calm guys, not blood hungry creeps.

Edea: Oh it’s just one of their usual rifts on a show that they hate the most.

Wreck-It Ralph: What show is that?

Edea: I believe it’s called… The Morrison Rangers.

Wreck-It Ralph: The Morrison Rangers? Is it that bad?

Edea: I’m not quite sure, Ralph.

Wreck-It Ralph: Heh… Mind if I check it out?

Edea: By all means, Ralph. Do what you want to do.

Wreck-It Ralph: Thanks Edea, you’re a true pal.

Edea: (Smiles) My pleasure, Ralph.

Wreck-It Ralph: Well… Let’s see if the Morrison Rangers is a bad show or not.

(Just as Ralph started walking to see one of the rangers’ adventures that the Mavericks were watching on the TV set, we end our prologue and we head straight to the opening intro of the episode.)

(End Wreck It-Ralph)

******************** (Opening Credits) ********************

(Background Music: Go Go Power Rangers by Ron Wasserman)

(The intro begins with the twelve rangers running through huge explosions and dogging laser fire while we see a montage of the rangers' experiences in the past, such as Firebrand sacrificing himself in the sky while the rangers watched from below, Prince Olympius appearing in front of the rangers with an evil grin, Makoto getting her morpher for the first time, Ninjor, Auric the Conqueror and Gokai Silver thanking the rangers for their hard work, Donald kissing Hotaru in a destroyed lab, Chris and Sgt. Calhoun blasting some Sniper Joes in a joyful way, Mark holding up the WWE World Heavyweight Championship Belt as a sign of victory, Mike doing some near impossible stunts on his dirt bike, Delphine giving her best friend Aurelie Gilbert a small gift, Mecca dancing to some music beats on the streets, Jeff getting hugged by both Olaf the Snowman and Sven the Reindeer, Brad carrying a wounded Raul Morlino on his shoulders, Alex strumming his guitar after finishing a battle, Rarity and Sweetie Belle both having fun at the mall and more. After the montage was done, we see the twelve rangers being surrounded by different kinds of henchmen such as Krybots, Skugs, Triptoids, Tyrannodrones, Chaps, Sniper Joes, Batlings and many more. But the twelve rangers were ready for the baddies as they pulled out their morphers.)

All Rangers: Morrison Power!!

(They all transformed into the mighty Morrison Rangers and ran towards the baddies to have their fight. We then get a couple of scenes, featuring each ranger. In the first scene, we see Donald punching Return IX three times before slashing him with his powered up Dragon Dagger.)

Donald: Donald!

Staring Edward Norton as Donald Morrison

(Next we see Chris thrusting his Power Sword into the chest of the evil Street Fighter Akuma, causing him to burst out some sparks from his chest.)

Chris: Chris!

Leonardo DiCaprio as Chris Morrison

(We then see Mark using his Anti-Sonic Foam Gun on Attack Bot General Shifter to trap him in some sticky foam, which he did so as the foam made it impossible for the robotic general to move any of his body parts.)

Mark: Mark!

Viggo Mortensen as Mark Morrison

(We soon cut to Mike jumping straight at Mistress 9 to perform a powerful kick to her body, thus sending her crashing into a large computer as she screams in pain.)

Mike: Mike!

Brendan Fraser as Mike Morrison

(In the next scene we cut to Jeff clashing his Magna Blade on General Durahan’s sword four times before he kicks him in the chest that sends him crashing to the ground.)

Jeff: Jeff!

John Travolta as Jeff Nichols

(We then see Brad clashing his Titanium Axe on the warrior demon Loki, hitting him in the chest as the young ranger smiles underneath his helmet.)

Brad: Brad!

Mark Wahlberg as Brad Nichols

(We then cut to Alex rapidly trading punches and kicks with the deadly fighter Scorpion before he simply pushes him into a wall of glass that shatters on impact.)

Alex: Alex!

Ryan Reynolds as Alex Kucher

(We then see Delphine blocking the slash attacks from the loopy but very insane Magpie’s sharp finger nails with her Power Bow before she strikes back by firing one of her energy arrows at the baddie, causing her to burst out a few sparks.)

Delphine: Delphine!

Georgia van Cuylenburg as Delphine

(Next we see Mecca dodging the energy beams from Pumpkin Rapper for a few seconds until she slashes the pumpkin monster with her Power Daggers three times.)

Mecca: Mecca!

Raven-Symoné as Mecca

(We then cut to Rarity unleashing a ton of laser beams from her Zeo Laser Pistol at some Batlings that were trying to kill her, showing more of her improvement as a ranger.)

Rarity: Rarity!

Tabitha St Germain as Rarity

(We soon cut to Sweetie Belle slamming her Gold Power Shield on the face of Prince Olympius as the demon prince screams in pain while the small pony ranger smiles at the sight of his pain.)

Sweetie Belle: Sweetie Belle!

Claire Corlett as Sweetie Belle

(Finally we cut to Makoto clashing her Sunny Blade on the Black Vipers' Karin Ichihara’s laser sword seven times before eventually head butting the Deva in the chest, sending her flying five feet away from the newest ranger.)

Makoto: Makoto!

Hilary Haag as Makoto Natori

Go Go Power Rangers!

(We then cut to the girlfriends of the Morrison Rangers: Hotaru, Ember, Kiki and Sophia, all punching four Batlings at the same time before they turned to the camera and waved happily at the audience.)

Also Starring Emilie Brown as Hotaru Tomoe

Tara Strong as Ember McLain

Kirsten Dunst as Kiki

Brittany Snow as Sophia Tutu

Go Go Power Rangers!

(We then see the rangers' housemaid Launch firing her gun at the camera before she sneezes because of dust bunnies, transforming back into her blue haired, sweet and innocent self.)

Meredith McCoy as Launch

Go Go Power Rangers!

(We then cut to the lab of Hotaru's father, Professor Tomoe, working on a new device before he looks at the camera and smiles.)

Jeff Lumby as Professor Souichi Tomoe

Go Go Power Rangers!
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!

(In the next scene, we see the evil trio of Prince Olympius, Astaroth and Hades all having their fine glasses of red wine in their throne room of their skull castle as they laughed like madmen.)

Michael Shannon as Prince Olympius

Richard Epcar as Astaroth

James Woods as Hades

Go Go Power Rangers!

(Next we see the gruff and unsociable S.H.I.E.L.D. agent Grant Ward posing with his Data Laser just before he was hugged by the always jolly pink pony, Pinkie Pie, much to his own surprise.)

Brett Dalton as Grant Ward

Go Go Power Rangers!

(We then cut to the Temple of Power where we see the rangers’ mentor Ninjor striking a pose in front of the camera, as well as giving two thumbs up.)

And Kim Strauss as Ninjor

(From there, we get a montage of the rangers having big battles with the baddies, such as the rangers all attacking Venjix at the same time, Donald and Chris slashing Prince Olympius with their Dragon Dagger and Power Sword, Mark activating his new Hart Foundation Wrestler Mode, Mike blasting Astaroth on his Black Thunder Dirt Bike, Jeff freezing Hans with an ice beam while he was in his Frozen Heart Armour, Brad slide kicking Raul Morlino to the ground, Alex stabbing Scorpion in the face with his magical sword Saba, Delphine and Mecca blasting Hades dozens of times while they were in their Reploid Modes, Rarity whacking her Violet Power Staff on Geraldine Brakkin’s face before Sweetie Belle slams her Gold Power Shield on her feet, Makoto firing her Blade Blaster at some Batlings, the Megazord and the Dragonzord smashing SkullMeramon at the same time, the Red Dragon Thunderzord transforming into its Warrior Mode, the Defender Torozord, the Max Solarzord and the White Tigerzord standing together in the mountain area, the Red Zeo Battlezord and the Warrior Wheel attacking Bundo of the Seven Great Youma, the Mega Dragonzord merging with Titanus the Carrierzord to become the Ultrazord and more.)

Go Go Power Rangers!
You Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!

(To close the opening, the twelve rangers all fired a fully charged rainbow beam from their Power Blaster straight at the camera, revealing the Morrison Rangers logo, complete with the classic Power Rangers lightning bolt.)

The Morrison Rangers

(We soon fade to black, ending the opening.)

(End Go Go Power Rangers)

******************** (Episode Title Call) ********************

(Background Music: Fire Emblem Team's Victory Theme from Super Smash Bros. Brawl)

(We get our title of the episode while we see the Morrison Rangers (Chris, Mark, Makoto and Jeff) posing together with Wreck-It Ralph, Fix-It Felix Jr., Vanellope von Schweetz and Sergeant Calhoun, all while doing so in the style of a video game title screen, complete with the press start feature, along with the copyright description appearing below the screen.)

Fun, Games and Anarchy

Special Guest Stars
John C. Reilly
Sarah Silverman
Jack McBrayer
Jane Lynch
Dave Mallow
With Jim Byrnes as Dr. Light
And Randy Couture as Meat

(End Fire Emblem Team's Victory Theme)

******************** (End Episode Title Call) ********************

(The episode begins with Wreck-It Ralph now watching one of the Morrison Rangers’ adventures on the TV set in the Bad-Anon session inside the Ghost Pen of the Pac-Man arcade game, with the Mavericks still howling and rifting on the rangers’ actions as they do battle with one of the members of the Masters of the Underworld, that being Hades, the persuasive and hot-tempered god of death. The rangers that were battling the evil god included the tough gunman Chris, the smart and bright Mark, the hard working but well mannered Jeff Nichols and the joyful and active Makoto Natori.)

All Rangers: (On screen, posed) HE-YA!!

Hades: (On screen) HE-YA yourselves, you little power brats. Besides, I know for a fact that you’re gonna lose.

Makoto: (On screen) We’ll see about that, hothead!

Chris: (On screen) Take him down, guys!

All Rangers: (On screen) Go Morrison Machine!! (Charged at Hades) HAAA!!

Hades: (On screen) Here we go again… (Powers up) And this time, I’m gonna win! (Charges at the rangers) HAAAA!!

Wreck-It Ralph: Hmm… Not bad, not bad at all.

Mavericks: (Watching the TV) BOO!! BOO!!!

Wreck-It Ralph: Oh right, I forgot who I was watching with.

Zain: Hothead? Really? That’s the best that she can come up with?

Jet Stingray: Yeah, she makes even worst nicknames than Wheel Gator when he’s battling the Maverick Hunters.

Wheel Gator: Hey, it’s not my fault. I just have trouble thinking of good nicknames, that’s all.

Neon Tiger: Maybe because you’re a dummy.

Wheel Gator: Shut up!

Neon Tiger: Whatever. Anyway, let’s hope that Hades kills the rangers this time.

Boomer Kuwanger: He will, and he’ll do it with style. He’s the best.

Wreck-It Ralph: I don’t know guys; I think your favorite baddie won’t stand a chance.

Zain: What makes you say that, Ralph?

Wreck-It Ralph: Well… Just watch.

Zain: Hmm?

Hades: (On screen, getting blasted by the rangers) AGHHH!!

Jeff: (On screen, firing his Magna Blaster) What’s the matter Hades, I thought you enjoyed the heat.

Mark: (On screen, firing his Blade Blaster) Guess we were wrong.

Hades: (On screen, getting blasted by the rangers) Not like this, power punks!! Stop it already!!

Makoto: (On screen, firing her Blade Blaster) Sure Hades, we can do that.

Chris: (On screen, firing his Blade Blaster) Right after we blast you for the millionth time, then we’ll stop. So play nice.

Hades: (On screen, getting blasted by the rangers) Ehhhh… It’s gonna be one of those days.

Mavericks: (Watching the TV) Crrrraaaaaap….

Wreck-It Ralph: (Grins) Point goes to me. And furthermore, these rangers aren’t really that bad. In fact, I like them already.

Zain: You, liking the Morrison Rangers?

Storm Eagle: Are you mad, Ralph?

Wreck-It Ralph: No, I’m telling the truth.

Armored Armadillo: But they killed our boss Vile, twice!

Wreck-It Ralph: Well let’s be honest guys, he really was a vile robot with a twisted computer brain. Also, he always cheats at Ping-Pong whenever he’s here, can’t forgive him for that.

Boomer Kuwanger: (Sighs) You really do have a soft spot for heroes.

Wreck-It Ralph: So what? Just because I’m a bad guy, doesn’t mean I can’t respect the good guys. And after these rangers in action, I think they’re one of the best heroes I’ve seen in a long time, right up there with Mario, Link, Sonic, Samus, Kirby, Pit, Ryu, Snake, and many more.

Zain: Pfft… Hero lover.

Wreck-It Ralph: What’s wrong being that?

Voice: I can think of many reasons of why it’s wrong, Ralph.

Wreck-It Ralph: Huh?

(Background Music: Akuma’s Theme from Hyper Street Fighter 2)

(Right on cue, Ralph and the Mavericks all turned their heads to the front entrance to see who was talking to them, revealing to be none other than Akuma, the truly ruthless and extremely powerful fighter from the Street Fighter series, as he appears with one of his usual cold and angry looks on his face. The Mavericks were all shaking in fear at the sight of Akuma while Ralph remained calm and controlled as he looked right in front of the angry fighter’s face.)

Mavericks: (Shaking in fear) Eeeeeeeeppppppp….

Wreck-It Ralph: Akuma.

Akuma: Wreck-It Ralph. How delightful, as well as embarrassing.

Zain: (Gulps) Well, we gotta go now.

Wheel Gator: (Shaking in fear) Yeah, Sigma is calling for us.

Neon Tiger: (Shaking in fear) See ya next time Ralph… I hope. (Runs off with the other Mavericks)

Akuma: Pfft, weaklings. And they call themselves Mavericks.

Wreck-It Ralph: Don’t blame them, they can’t help but be afraid of the biggest bully in all of gaming, that being you of course.

Akuma: Thank you, I am honored.

Wreck-It Ralph: (Sighs) What do you want, Akuma? Shouldn’t you be pounding T. Hawk, or Cammy, or Guile, or Ken, or whoever you made enemies with?

Akuma: I was going to; until I overheard that you’ve suddenly started admiring the works of the Morrison Rangers. Then I started thinking of well reasonable ways to tell you that being a fan of theirs is not only foolish, but idiotic too.

Wreck-It Ralph: And why’s that?

Akuma: Because the way I see it, bad guys shouldn’t be fans of the good guys’ work. They should be fighting like warriors until one of them is left standing over the field of their fallen comrades and enemies. That’s the way I see it, and you should be seeing it too.

Wreck-It Ralph: Uh… How about no, Scott.

Akuma: Your pointless quotes mean nothing to me.

Wreck-It Ralph: And your demented vision of heroes and villains means nothing to me. I’m proud to be admirer of the rangers, whether you like it or not.

Akuma: Then you are a total idiot.

Wreck-It Ralph: What makes you say that?

Akuma: Simple, the rangers would destroy you on sight. They wouldn’t want you as their fan/admirer, or even as one of their friends. You would just be a bad guy in their eyes, and that’s the truth.

Wreck-It Ralph: Ouch… Now that’s cold and harsh, Akuma. No wonder why Ryu and Ken hate you, because you’re so rude and not nice.

Akuma: What can I say; I’m the Supreme Master of the Fist.

Wreck-It Ralph: As well as the Supreme Master of being a jerk.

Akuma: Again, that means nothing to me. Take my advice Ralph; the rangers wouldn’t want you as their fan or as a friend. They would destroy you on sight.

Wreck-It Ralph: No they wouldn’t, I’m sure they would accept me as a friend. Felix and the Nicelanders did, and so can the rangers.

Akuma: Why don’t you prove it?

Wreck-It Ralph: You know what; I might do that, just to make you wrong for once. In fact, I’m gonna do that. I’m gonna make friends with the Morrison Rangers. How’s that, my furious counterpart?

Akuma: Hmm… Sounds like an interesting idea. But be warned… I’m always right. Till we meet again, my humble counterpart. And when we do, you will fail like the failure that you are. Farewell. (Walks out of the Ghost Pen)

Wreck-It Ralph: (Clenches his fists) Errrrr… I HATE that guy.

Edea: Is everything alright, Ralph?

Wreck-It Ralph: (Sighs) Everything’s fine, Edea. No problems at all… (Thinking) Not yet at least.

Edea: Thanks heavens, I was getting worried. Anyway, I think you keep watching your show. It appears that the rangers are winning the fight.

Wreck-It Ralph: Yeah, I’ll do just that. Thanks Edea, you’re a pal.

Edea: (Smiles) My pleasure, Ralph.

Wreck-It Ralph: Well, back to the show. (Sits back on the couch and continues watching the TV) Okay Morrison Rangers, get ready to meet your new friend/fan… (Thinking) Only, how am I going to do it?

All Rangers: (On screen, posing) Morrison Power!!

Hades: (On screen, sighs) Oy, heroic poses…

(End Akuma’s Theme)

******************** (Hours Later) ********************

(Background Music: Pop Star from Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards)

(One hour later, we see Wreck-It Ralph returning from Pac-Man to his arcade game world, Fix-It Felix Jr., on the trolley. Just as he was returning home, we head on over to the penthouse in the main apartment building of Niceland, the town within the game, as we finally see the title character himself, the handy and cheerful Fix-It Felix Jr., doing a little renovation. Also helping him out was his wife, the hardcore but loving Sergeant Tamora Jean Calhoun from the arcade game Hero’s Duty, the energetic and fun-loving Vanellope von Schweetz from the arcade game Sugar Rush, and Q*bert, the strange but loveable alien like creature from the arcade game of the same name.)

Fix-It Felix Jr.: (Carrying some boxes) Steady… Steady… (Puts the boxes on the table and smiles) Perfect.

Vanellope: You sure like to keep things neat, don’t you?

Fix-It Felix Jr.: (Smiles) But of course, Vanellope. I’m a very neat and tidy guy. Right, honey?

Sergeant Calhoun: (Lifting the couch) Yeah, what he said. (Places the couch the ground) There we go.

Fix-It Felix Jr.: You see?

Vanellope: Heh… Sometimes I think that you’re way too neat and tidy.

Fix-It Felix Jr.: You’ll get use to it, everyone else does.

Vanellope: Right…

Q*bert: (Carrying some chairs before he trips and falls) @#^&!!

Fix-It Felix Jr.: Q*bert! You okay, little fella?

Q*bert: #?@$!

Fix-It Felix Jr.: Ouch… Not to worry, I can fix it.

(Soon enough, Fix-It Felix Jr. walks up to the wounded Q*bert and gently taps him with his magic golden hammer, healing in mere seconds as he gets back up and jumps around in a joyful way.)

Q*bert: (Jumps in joy) %@!! %@!! #@$@%!!

Fix-It Felix Jr.: (Smiles) Anytime Q*bert, anytime.

(Right after Fix-It Felix Jr. healed Q*bert’s wounds, Wreck-It Ralph finally made it back home as he enters into the penthouse.)

Wreck-It Ralph: Hey guys, I’m back.

Vanellope: (Waves) Hi Ralph!

Sergeant Calhoun: Hey Ralph.

Fix-It Felix Jr.: (Smiles) Welcome home, good buddy.

Q*bert: #@%!

Vanellope: So, how was the party of baddies? Yay or nay?

Wreck-It Ralph: Yay pretty much. We danced, we laughed, we drank, we ate, we chat, all of that good stuff.

Fix-It Felix Jr.: Anything else?

Wreck-It Ralph: Well…

Vanellope: Come on Ralph; don’t leave us in the dark.

Sergeant Calhoun: Tell us or say good bye to your hulking face.

Fix-It Felix Jr.: Honey!

Sergeant Calhoun: What, I’m being honest.

Wreck-It Ralph: Alright alright, but don’t laugh at what I’m gonna say.

Vanellope: We promise, secret guy.

Fix-It Felix Jr.: Cross our hearts.

Wreck-It Ralph: Okay then… (Sighs) I’m now a fan of the Morrison Rangers after watching them on the TV. There I said it.

Vanellope and Fix-It Felix Jr.: The Morrison Rangers?

Sergeant Calhoun: You mean those young adults that wear the colorful spandex outfits while battling silly monsters?

Wreck-It Ralph: Yep, those are the guys.

Sergeant Calhoun: Heh… Pfft!! (Laughs) Hahahahahaha!!

Wreck-It Ralph: (Sighs) I knew it…

Fix-It Felix Jr.: Honey please, that’s really rude.

Sergeant Calhoun: Hehehe, I can’t help it Felix. I’ve heard a lot of silly things in my days, but this is by far the silliest thing I’ve ever heard.

Wreck-It Ralph: Well guess what, you’re the only one that thinks so.

Sergeant Calhoun: What do you mean?

Wreck-It Ralph: Akuma said that me being a fan of theirs is not only foolish, but idiotic too.

Sergeant Calhoun: Akuma?

Vanellope: The really grumpy fighter guy?

Wreck-It Ralph: That’s him. He also said that they wouldn’t want me as one of their fans, or even as one of their friends. And you know… He might be right this time.

Fix-It Felix Jr.: Oh come on Ralph; don’t let his harsh words get you down.

Vanellope: Yeah, I’m pretty sure that the rangers would accept you as their fan, as well as their friend. Don’t listen to what he said; he’s just being his jerky self, like what he was programmed to do.

Q*bert: $@!$@#!

Wreck-It Ralph: You really think so, guys? You think that the rangers would accept me as their fan/friend.

Q*bert: (Nods) #%#@!

Fix-It Felix Jr.: We know so, Ralph. In fact, we’re gonna prove that grump wrong by having you meet the rangers for the first time.

Wreck-It Ralph: Alright! But… How are we gonna do it?

Vanellope: Easy, we’ll just bring them over to our world.

Sergeant Calhoun: What? Are you insane? You just can’t bring humans into our world. That’s going Turbo.

Fix-It Felix Jr.: Not really, we’re not game jumping during work hours, we’re just bringing humans over here during after hours. There’s a big difference.

Vanellope: Besides, no one is gonna notice. It’s gonna be our little secret.

Sergeant Calhoun: But-

Fix-It Felix Jr.: Come on honey, let’s do it for Ralph. Please…

Sergeant Calhoun: But-but-but… (Sighs) Fine, you got your wish Ralph. But once you become their friend, we’re sending them back? Got it?

Wreck-It Ralph: Got it. (Jumps in joy) Woo-hoo!! I’m gonna meet the Morrison Rangers for the first time!! In your face, Akuma!! You big jerk!! YEAH!!

Sergeant Calhoun: (Sighs) Ehhh… This is gonna hurt, hard.

Vanellope: (Smiles) We’ll see about that, Sergeant Worried Pants. Come on guys, I know the right guy that will help us with our plan.

Fix-It Felix Jr.: Sure thing, Vanellope. Let’s go, everyone!

Wreck-It Ralph: Morrison Rangers, here I come!!

Q*bert: $#&#!!

(To make a long story short, the five gaming heroes all walked out of the penthouse and headed to the trolley that will take them to the person that will help them in bringing the Morrison Rangers to their world. But as they left, the evil Akuma was watching them the whole time as he was standing outside on the window balcony.)

Akuma: Hmm… Trying to prove me wrong, huh? Oh Ralph, you don’t know who you are messing with. So get ready, because I’m going to crush your dreams in front of your big, dumb, loveable eyes. Hehehehehe…

(End Pop Star)

******************** (Minutes Later) ********************

(Background Music: Dr. Light Theme from Mega Man X)

(Ten minutes later, Wreck-It Ralph, Fix-It Felix Jr., Vanellope, Sergeant Calhoun and Q*bert were now at the main laboratory of Doctor Thomas Light in the Mega Man 3 PlayChoice-10 arcade machine as the five gaming heroes were watching the very kind and helpful creator of Mega Man and Proto Man working at a control panel that was connected to a large laser cannon like device, which bared a resemblance to Mega Man’s Mega Buster cannon, albeit a lot larger and painted metallic silver instead of blue.)

Doctor Light: (Pressing buttons and pulling switches) Almost done…

Wreck-It Ralph and Fix-It Felix Jr.: (Amazed looks) Ohhhhh…

Sergeant Calhoun: (Sighs) Oh brother…

Vanellope: Thanks for helping us with this crazy yet awesome idea of ours, Doctor Light. You really are the nicest doctor in all of gaming.

Doctor Light: (Pressing buttons and pulling switches) My pleasure, Vanellope. After all, Ralph did encourage Doctor Wily’s first Robot Masters to be more civilized, so this is the least I can do to repay you for your generous work, my friend.

Wreck-It Ralph: (Blushes a bit) Aww shucks… Glad to help, Doc. Those six guys are great, once they’re calm and peaceful of course.

Doctor Light: (Pressing buttons and pulling switches) Of course.

Fix-It Felix Jr.: So Doctor Light, if you don’t mind me asking, what are you doing with that fancy gizmo of yours?

Doctor Light: (Pressing buttons and pulling switches) Quite simple Felix, I’m charging up the Teleport Buster to full power, as well as tracking down the rangers’ energy signatures. Once I’ve tracked them down, I’ll teleport them here into his very lab with a push of a button from my latest invention. As the common folks would say, it’s simple as that.

Fix-It Felix Jr.: Ohhhh… Neat.

Sergeant Calhoun: So your big blaster cannon is gonna bring those rangers from their world to ours in a flash?

Doctor Light: (Pressing buttons and pulling switches) Yes, yes it will, Sergeant Calhoun. My inventions never let me down, and this one is no exception.

Sergeant Calhoun: Heh… Well if you ask me, I don’ think this is gonna work.

Wreck-It Ralph: You don’t know if you don’t try, Sergeant Calhoun.

Vanellope: He’s right you know.

Q*bert: (Nods) %$^@

Sergeant Calhoun: Don’t remind me, I just want this stupid thing to be done. I’ve got better things to do, like hanging out with Master Chief and Jax at Tapper’s, or having a friendly round with Sub-Zero in his game, or even blasting some wild ducks in Duck Hunt. Bottom line, this is gonna be dumb. Really dumb.

Fix-It Felix Jr.: Come on honey, give it a chance. Who knows, maybe you might like the rangers too.

Sergeant Calhoun: I’ll pretend that I didn’t hear that.

Wreck-It Ralph: Your loss.

Q*bert: *;#$@#^

Vanellope: Amen to that, Q*bert.

Sergeant Calhoun: (Sighs) I need to make some new friends.

Doctor Light: (Pressed a red button) Ah, the Teleport Buster is charged up. And I’ve got a lock on the rangers’ energy signatures. In other words, we’re ready to begin.

Wreck-It Ralph: Alright! Let’s not waste any time, bring them here Doc!

Vanellope: You heard the big man, do it!

Q*bert: &%^$!!/!

Doctor Light: (Smiles) Certainly, my eager friend. Activating Teleport Buster… Now!!

(With a simple push of a button on the control panel, Doctor Light activates the Teleport Buster as it fires a blue energy beam from the cannon barrel. The other heroes were impressed of the progress in hand, except for Sergeant Calhoun, who remained unimpressed.)

Wreck-It Ralph, Fix-It Felix Jr. and Vanellope: WOW!!

Sergeant Calhoun: Pfft, I’ve seen better.

Wreck-It Ralph: WOW WOW WOW WOW!! This is getting good, Doc!!

Vanellope: Yeah!! But… Where are they?

Doctor Light: They’ll be coming, Vanellope.

Fix-It Felix Jr.: When?

Doctor Light: Right now.

Wreck-It Ralph, Fix-It Felix Jr. and Vanellope: Oh?

(Right on cue, the energy beam from the Teleport Buster started taking the forms of five figures before they all materializing into their normal forms, revealing to be none other than the Morrison Rangers themselves, those being Chris, Mark, Jeff and Makoto, as seen on the Ghost Pen’s TV set, only this time they were in their normal forms instead of their ranger outfits. As for the fifth figure, he turns out to be Grant Ward, the gruff and unsociable S.H.I.E.L.D. agent from the Marvel Comics Universe. Once the five heroes were fully materialized, Wreck-It Ralph and his gaming friends were all stunned and surprised to see that they have brought humans into their world for the first time.)

(End Dr. Light Theme)

Chris, Mark, Jeff, Makoto and Grant: Whaaaaa…

Wreck-It Ralph, Fix-It Felix Jr., Vanellope, Sergeant Calhoun and Q*bert: WHHHHOOOAAA!!

Doctor Light: It worked.

Fix-It Felix Jr.: Holy moley!

Vanellope: Wow, cool!

Sergeant Calhoun: Well I’ll be…

Q*bert: @?$#%!!%#!

Wreck-It Ralph: Ahhhh… (Jumps in joy) YES!! You did it Doc, you brought them here!! Who’s the science man, you the science man!! YES!!

Doctor Light: (Blushes) Why thank you Ralph, I’m glad you think so. But let’s give our new friends a moment or two; they need to adjust to their new settings.

Wreck-It Ralph: Gotcha.

Jeff: (Moans) Ehhhh… Everyone okay?

Mark: (Moans) Gehhh… We’re fine, Jeff. A little stiff, but we’re fine.

Chris: (Moans) Aghhh… I feel like I’ve been turned inside out and back again.

Makoto: (Moans) Ohhh… You and me both, Chris. What exactly happened?

Grant Ward: (Moans) Eghhh… Well judging from where I’m standing, I say that we’ve been teleported to a new world.

Mark: I thought we did. But to where?

Doctor Light: Quite simple my good sir, you’ve been teleported into a world within simple arcade machines.

Fix-It Felix Jr.: To be exact, you’re in Mega Man 3 right now.

Chris, Mark, Jeff, Makoto and Grant: Huh?!

Mark: Doctor Light? Is that you?

Doctor Light: Yes, it’s me… Well kind of, I’m this world’s version of Doctor Light, who’s a bit different than the Doctor Light in your world.

Mark: I see… Strange, but cool.

Wreck-It Ralph: (Waves) Hi!!

Vanellope: (Waves) Welcome to the world of gaming, fleshy human guys!

Jeff and Mark: Wowzers!!

Grant Ward: Okay… We’re definitely not in our world anymore.

Chris: Gee, you think?

Makoto: Fleshy human guys? Who talks like that?

Chris: I’ll tell you who, Makoto… (Pulls out his dual Beretta 90Two Type F pistols) A bunch of creeps that are gonna get blasted, that’s who!!

Wreck-It Ralph: (Gulps) Uh-oh!!

Sergeant Calhoun: I knew it!! (Pulls out her blaster pistol) Say your prayers, meat thing!

Chris: Make the first shot, punk!

Sergeant Calhoun: Punk?! Now you’re being juvenile!

Chris: Says the woman who called me a meat thing!

Sergeant Calhoun: Why you-

Fix-It Felix Jr.: Whoa whoa whoa!! Hold your horses everyone; let’s not go all bonkers on each other.

Jeff: The little man is right, let’s just calm down and talk it over.

Makoto: What they said! Calm down, now!

Chris and Sergeant Calhoun: But guys!

Mark: Now, you two.

Chris and Sergeant Calhoun: (Sighed) Ehhh… (Lowered their weapons) Sissies…

Wreck-It Ralph: Oh man, I can’t believe it! The Morrison Rangers and one of their allies are standing in front of me right now! Yes yes yes yes yes yes!! So far so good!

Grant Ward: Let me guess, you’re the reason why we’re here, am I right?

Wreck-It Ralph: (Nods) Yep.

Jeff: And you are…

Wreck-It Ralph: My name is Wreck-It Ralph.

Fix-It Felix Jr.: (Smiles) And I’m Fix-It Felix Jr.

Vanellope: Vanellope von Schweetz, it’s a pleasure to meet you all.

Sergeant Calhoun: Sergeant Tamora Jean Calhoun, get in my way and I’ll blow you away.

Fix-It Felix Jr.: Honey!

Sergeant Calhoun: Again, I’m being honest here.

Chris: Heh, cute.

Makoto: Wait, I know these guys.

Mark: You do?

Makoto: Sure, they’re all video game characters. I know so because me and some of my friends back home played their games at our local arcade, like Fix-It Felix Jr., Hero’s Duty, Sugar Rush and many more.

Chris: So wait… You mean we ARE in a world filled with video game characters?

Makoto: Pretty much, Chris.

Chris: Huh… This is gonna cost me.

Q*bert: #%^#@!^&?

Chris: What the?!

Jeff: Hey, it’s Q*bert.

Chris: You know this little guy?

Jeff: Sure, played his game all the time when I had some downtime. It was simple but addictive stuff, and I loved every second of it.

Mark and Makoto: Ohhhh… Cool!!

Grant Ward: Well now, a lawyer hero that used to play 80s arcade games. Neat.

Chris: Heh… Would someone please tell me what’s going on here?

Doctor Light: No worries my confused friend, all will be explained.

Wreck-It Ralph: Come on, we’ll explain along the way. Right now, we’ve got a lot of stuff to do.

Vanellope: A lot of fun stuff, that is.

Fix-It Felix Jr.: More like a lot of really fun stuff.

Vanellope: That too.

Chris: Oh goody… (Sighs) Well you heard them guys, let’s follow the characters to the next level.

Mark, Jeff and Makoto: Right Chris!

Grant Ward: On we go.

Q*bert: #$%^@!

Chris and Sergeant Calhoun: (Sighed) This is so gonna suck…

(To make a long story short, the heroes all left Doctor Light’s lab and started walking to the trolley that will take them to Game Central Station, the main station that allows all video game characters to leave their games and enter into other games during after hours. But as the heroes left, the evil Akuma was once again watching the heroes’ every move as he appears behind one of the large computers in the main lab.)

Akuma: I don’t believe it; the dumb Ralph actually brought the rangers here, to our world. Is he trying to make friends with them? If so, does that mean I’m wrong this time… Bah, what am I saying? He’s just trying to prove me wrong just to get back at me. Well, it’s time for me to sabotage his plans. (Looks at the Teleport Buster) And I know just how to do it. (Walks up to the control panel) If that big idiot can bring the rangers from their world, then I can bring one of their enemies as well. Hehehehe… Let her rip!!

(Background Music: Messing with the Program by Henry Jackman)

(With a simple push of a button on the control panel, Akuma reactivates the Teleport Buster as it once again fires a blue energy beam from the cannon barrel. Within seconds, the energy beam started taking form of a figure before it materialized into its true form, revealing to be none other than Hades himself as he appears right in front of the grinning Akuma.)

Akuma: (Grins) Ahhhh… Perfect.

Hades: (Moans) Yaggghhh… Boy, that was a rush. Haven’t felt that since… Well, ever. Where the heck am I anyway?

Akuma: You’re in my world now, Lord Hades.

Hades: What? Who- (Spots Akuma) What the? Akuma. Don’t tell me that I’m in the world of gaming right now.

Akuma: You are indeed, my lord.

Hades: (Sighs) Great, now I’m in a world where all the geeks and freaks hang out. Lovely, just lovely.

Akuma: Actually, five of your main enemies are also in my world, all thanks to my enemy and his friends.

Hades: Huh? And who are they?

Akuma: Oh you know, the Morrison Rangers and Agent Ward. You’ve probably heard of them, am I right?

Hades: Yeah, I’ve heard of them, lots of times. And let me guess, they’re hanging out with your enemies, right?

Akuma: Right.

Hades: And you want me to help you in destroying them.

Akuma: Correct.

Hades: Which will also make my fellow demons happy if I come back home with five dead enemies in my hands.

Akuma: Yes. And not only that, they’ll also treat you as a special demon. So what do you say, my lord? Care to help?

Hades: Hmm… Normally I don’t work with electronic jerks like you, but since I want to get even with Astaroth for all of those crummy insults of his… (Grins) I think we can help each other out, my boy.

Akuma: (Grins) Perfect Lord Hades, perfect. Hehehehehe… Watch out Wreck-It Ralph and friends, the newly formed duo of Hades and Akuma are going to destroy you all.

Hades: (Grins) And there’s not gonna be any extra lives or continues that will save you from our wrath.

Both: Hehehehehehehehe….

Akuma: Oh how I love laughing with a fellow villain like you.

Hades: I know right, it’s that awesome. HA!!

(End Messing with the Program)

(We soon go to a commercial.)
Today on the Morrison Rangers:

In the world within our own arcade game machines, Wreck-It Ralph witnesses the heroic actions of the Morrison Rangers and quickly becomes one of their fans. This leads to him being chewed out by the always angry Akuma from the Street Fighter series, as thinks that being fans/friends with the rangers is foolish.

Determined to prove him wrong, Ralph and his friends (Fix-It Felix Jr., Vanellope von Schweetz, Sergeant Calhoun, Q*bert and Doctor Light) use the Teleport Buster cannon bring some of the rangers (Chris, Mark, Jeff and Makoto), along with Grant Ward, to their world to spend some fun time with the reformed arcade baddie and his friends, much to our heroes’ surprise. But as always, trouble comes along as Akuma uses the Teleport Buster to bring one of the rangers’ most hated enemies to help him ruin Ralph’s plan, that being Hades.

Can our heroes survive both Wreck-It Ralph’s arcade world and the wrath of Akuma and Hades? Find out today on the Morrison Rangers! Next!

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A/N: Woooo… Man these episodes are getting a lot tougher to write than I thought. But as always, I always get them done and I always post them for you guys to read. It’s what I do. 

For today’s episode, this one is a special one. Why? Well not only does it feature the rangers meeting the characters from Disney’s Wreck-It Ralph, one of the best animated films to come out in my opinion, it’s also the first part of a special two-parter that me and my best friend Eric shnoogums5060 are doing.

That’s right, this is the first part of the Wreck-It Ralph two parter, where the Morrison Rangers and Eric’s DX Divas come face to face with the loveable reformed arcade bad guy and his video game pals. Eric will do the second part once he’s finished with the current episode that he’s writing. Cool huh.

And just like Wreck-It Ralph, expect a lot of video game cameos and references although this episode. It’s gonna be fun.

With all that said, please enjoy the new episode, guys!

All characters belong to their rightful owners.

Chris, Mark and Jeff (c) Me.

Makoto Natori and Loli Mask (c) RedFalcon23.

DX Divas (c) shnoogums5060.

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Hmmm. Well now, the rangers are in the world of gaming... well, inside of it, that is. But so is Hades, unbeknownst to everyone.

On to act two and let's see how things are gonna go from there.