Holly Jolly Fury Road 2-5

Holly Jolly Fury Road
By Donald Morrison

(The show returned from its commercial.)

******************** (Back to the Show) ********************

(Background Music: Game Over from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie SNES)

(As we returned from our commercial, we see a picture of all twelve rangers doing one of their classic team poses in an outer space like setting, complete with their respective Megazords appearing in the background just as they did their classic poses.)

The Morrison Rangers

Narrator: (Peter Cullen) And now, back to the Morrison Rangers!

(End Game Over)

******************** (End Back to the Show) ********************

(Background Music: Arboria (Planet of the Tree Men) by Queen)

(Returning to the show, we see the Xmas Heroes now having their chat with the mysterious Max Rockatansky in the meeting room of the old church located on St. Mary Avenue just only a few minutes after they had their big battle with Zelton and the War Boys.)

All Heroes: (Serious yet worried looks) Ehhhhhh…

Chris: I don’t like the looks of this.

Hotaru: None of us do, Chris.

Orion: But we have no choice at the matter, all we can do is listen to the one called Max.

Jose: Who knows, maybe he might be a nice guy underneath all that caveman makeup.

Sweetie Belle: Only one way to find out.

Max: I know you’re all confused by what just happened moments ago.

Darian: Oh gee, you think?

Dylan C.: What was your first clue?

Francisco: Was it you running over the robot man with your fancy car, or was it the sudden attack by the robot man and his personal band of pale as white loony men that scream out their vocal cords every five seconds?

Mecca: Either way, you’re turning our holidays into one steaming pile of-

Donald: Okay guys, you’ve made your point, now knock it off.

Enix: We don’t want to look like total Grinches in front of our guest.

Fluttershy: That would be unfriendly and mean.

Darian: (Sighs) Fine, we’ll stop. But if he gives us any crap, I’ll-

Melinda: Darian…

Darian: Continue to play nice.

Caleb: Nice recovery there.

Darian: Hehehehehe… (Sighs) Why am I even here?

Max: Because I’ve selected you for a very dangerous mission that you might find exciting, Darian.

Darian: Heh?

Ms. Diamonds: A very dangerous mission?

Ra: That he might find exciting?

Max: (Nods) Not only that, it involves stopping a deranged warlord and his army from taking over the world by driving around in large and highly customized battle vehicles of your liking.

Mark, Mike, Brad, Gambu, Bismun and Eric: For real?!

Max: Free of charge, as you would say.

Alex: Okay, who the heck are you?

Charlotte: And who is this deranged warlord that you want us to take out?

Hayami: We demand to know.

Max: Say no more, Hayami… (Pulls out some photos) I’ve got your answers.

All Heroes: Hmm?

(Soon enough, Max places the photos on the table for the heroes to see, revealing to be photos of Immortan Joe, his personal warriors, the War Boys, some of their vehicles, various small towns and villages on fire and lots more. Of course, the heroes were quite shocked by what they were seeing in the photos.)

All Heroes: (Looking at the photos) Whaaaaa…

Donald, Chris and Makoto: (Looking at the photos) Yikes.

Delphine, Chinatsu and Dylan: (Looking at the photos) Ewww.

Rachael: (Looking at the photos) Good lord.

Max: You wanted your answers, here they are.

Ruisu: (Looks at a photo) Holy… Such destruction.

Jeff: (Looks at a photo) Indeed, as well as unsettling.

Rob: (Looks at a photo) Say wait, is that… It’s Deker!

Caleb: (Looks at a photo) And there’s Kabal!

Enix: (Looks at a photo) And here’s Sailor Heavy Metal Papillon!

Eric B.: (Looks at a photo) Even Gyro Man is there!

Darian: Heh, so a bunch of super villains have teamed up with an army of crazy albinos to destroy villagers on Christmas while driving in death machines. That’s news to me… (Looks at a photo of Immortan Joe) Yuck. Who’s this ugly fecker?

Max: That would be Immortan Joe, Darian. And he has come to your world to claim it as his own.

Rarity: He’s an alien?

Arthur: That would explain the badass gas mask.

Max: Not quite. Both him and I are from another Earth, one that’s nothing more but fire and blood.

Mark: An alternate demission?

Max: Yes, a very insane one. Where we come from, he was once a ruler of a citadel, ruling over thousands of innocent lives and killing those that are on the road, his road. He takes women and turns them into breeders, giving birth to his War Boys.

Fluttershy: War Boys?

Max: The soldiers you faced, they follow his every command without questioning it, even trying to impress him in the most insane ways possible. They think of him as a god.

Fluttershy: Oh… Those poor boys.

Max: Yeah.

Big Tim Bears: Let me guess, you took down his empire.

Max: (Nods) With a help of his five wives, some female wastelanders, his former imperator and even one of his War Boys. Needless to say, it was chaotic, but we did it, and showed his followers what he really was, a fraud.

Brad: (Whistles) That will happen when you’re a madman claiming to be a god.

Gambu: So, why is he here?

Orion: Or more likely, HOW did he get here?

Max: After he was dethroned, he went into hiding and built himself a transporter, allowing him to enter into your world. Once he arrived, he immediately started hiring tons and tons of monsters, goons, warriors and every other scum to help him with his major comeback. Since then, he’s been attacking small villages and towns in various parts of Europe, as well as teleporting to other big cities all over the world to take strong, healthy men and turning them into either slaves or War Boys.

Makoto: Heh, that explains how they popped over here.

Mike: But wait, if he already has a teleporter, why doesn’t he use that to teleport ALL of his goons all over the world?

Max: Not sure, my only guess is that he doesn’t have enough power to teleport his troops all at once, hence why he sends out small squads to bring back something useful.

Donald: IE: Us.

Francisco: And something tells me that he’ll have something powerful that will allow him to spread his offspring across the land in large quantities.

Charlotte: And if that happens…

Caleb: Our world will become another world of fire and blood.

Fluttershy: (Gulps) Oh my.

Rarity: You’ve read my mind, darling.

Max: That’s why I’m here, Xmas Heroes. I’ve selected all of you because you’ve faced foes like Joe many times before, especially during this so called wonderful time of the year.

Ruisu: Yes, yes we have.

Dylan C.: And we’re mighty damn proud of our work.

Daniel: Amen to that.

Mecca: So just to recap, you want us to help you take down a deformed asshole and his army of screaming bald guys covered in white powder and black makeup that drive around in large cars and motorcycles?

Max: I do. I don’t want your world to become mine. No one should go through the same insanity that my world did. No one should.

Donald: We won’t Max, because we’re gonna take Joe down.

Chris: If that monster wants to take over the world during Christmas, he gonna have to go through us first.

Hotaru: And of course, it will be an impossible task for him to complete.

Orion: We’ll make sure of that.

Max: So is it agreed?

Donald: You bet, Max.

Jeff: The Xmas Heroes are officially on your side.

Enix: One hundred perfect.

All Heroes: YEAH!!!

Max: Perfect.

Darian: Alright, I’m all for taking out a super villain as much as the next guy, but I just have one question… HOW are we gonna do it?

Max: Like I said, this mission involves you driving around in large and highly customized battle vehicles of your liking, so…

Makoto: You already have them ready for us.

Max: Exactly.

Rob: Then what are we waiting for?

Melinda: Yeah, let’s see these battle vehicles first hand.

Max: So be it. (Gets up from his hair and heads to the door) Come, I’ll take you to them.

Donald: You heard him guys, let’s go!

All Heroes: RIGHT!!!

(To make a long story short, the Xmas Heroes all started following Max out of the old church as he takes them to their new battle vehicles that he has made for them for the big mission.)

Darian: Heh, I’m gonna ride around in my own personal death machine with a drifter like hero… (Smirks a bit) This day just got better.

Ms. Diamonds: (Giggles) I’m glad you think so, Darian.

(End Arboria (Planet of the Tree Men))

******************** (Meanwhile) ********************

(Background Music: Water by Junkie XL)

(As the Xmas Heroes wandered off with Max to see their new battle vehicles, we cut back to the Winter Citadel, where we now see Immortan Joe and his personal warriors all addressing the War Boys from their snow covered balcony, with the albino colored soldiers hold up their skull faced steering wheels as a sign of loyalty to their masters.)

All War Boys: (Cheering and yelling) YAAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAAAYYYYAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Immortan Joe: And remember my children that no one, not even those with the powers of gods, will block your way to greatness!! Together, we will all make it to the gates of Valhalla!! Once there, our journey will be over, and we will all ride on the glorious snowy roads eternally!! I SWEAR IT!!!

All War Boys: (Cheering and yelling) YAAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAAAYYYYAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Jasper: Heh, gotta admit, he knows how to motivate his troops.

Inferno: Of course he does, he’s a natural born ruler.

Sailor Heavy Metal Papillon: And yet ironically, he’s also a natural born demon from Hell.

Kabal: Got a problem with ugly people, my dear?

Sailor Heavy Metal Papillon: Not at all my special friend, not at all.

Kabal: Thought so.

Immortan Joe: Now go; get yourselves ready for the grand adventure!! Eternal joy awaits us all!!

All War Boys: (Cheering and yelling) YES SIR!!!! (Rushed to the second tower) HAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAH!!!!

(After making his speech to the War Boys, Joe and his personal warriors all walked away from the balcony and walked right into the war room, where we see the more civilized War Boys planning out their next attacks on the map of Europe on the table and writing it down just as the main baddies entered.)

Deker: Another excellent speech, my lord.

Gyro Man: Yeah, that really got them all wild up, in a great way.

Immortan Joe: Yes, just as I hoped they would be. And they need to be, we are all depending on it.

Raina: Well they’re now screaming like hyperactive chimps and they’re probably using a ton of slaves as their blood bags as we speak. Will that cut it?

Immortan Joe: Absolutely. That proves they will follow me to wherever I take them.

Newtralizer: Speaking of which, the next target has been selected. (Hands Joe a piece of paper)

Immortan Joe: (Looks at the piece of paper) Hmm… Perfect. This one has all the resources we need to make us immortal.

Newtralizer: I knew you would love it, my lord. I personally choose it myself.

Immortan Joe: And you have made a wise choice, Newtralizer. Once we complete the plan, you will be granted a huge reward of your choosing.

Newtralizer: (Bows) Thank you, my lord.

Gyro Man: Heh, what are you gonna wish for, buddy?

Jasper: A full jar of flies?

Kabal: A private swamp?

Raina: A complete makeover?

Newtralizer: (Grins) I’ll think about it.

Jasper: Say, where’s Zelton? Shouldn’t he be back by now?

Deker: Perhaps he’s busy brining his prisoners up to the tower. You know how resentful they can be.

Jasper: Yeah, but for someone like him, he shouldn’t have any problems-

(Before Jasper could finish her line, Zelton came busting into the war room and immediately rushes towards his fellow baddies, all of which were quite stunned by his sudden appearance.)

All Baddies: Huh?!

Zelton: (Pants) Joe! Joe! Joe!

Raina: You were saying?

Jasper: Never mind.

Immortan Joe: Calm yourself, Zelton. What is the matter?

Newtralizer: Also, where are the stronger men that you’ve promised?

Zelton: (Pants) I was gonna bring them to you. I had them in my sight; they were the types you wanted.

Immortan Joe: Then why aren’t they behind you and all chained up?

Zelton: You’re not gonna like this my lord, but… Max stopped me.

Immortan Joe: Max?!

All Baddies: Max?!

All War Boys: MAX?!!!

Zelton: He rammed me with his car just as I was about to take care of the stronger men. Worst of all, he’s probably heading here with the stronger men on his side.

Sailor Heavy Metal Papillon: So you mean to tell us that the wasteland hunk is on his way with a personal squad of the prisoners that you went out to get?

Zelton: Pretty much.

Sailor Heavy Metal Papillon: (Sighs) You really are an idiot.

Zelton: I didn’t mean to.

Raina: Rrrrrrrright…

Newtralizer: Grrr, I’ve warned you that would happen, Joe! Thanks to this piece of scrap metal, we’ve been exposed to the rest of the world!

Kabal: And with Max leading the heroic charge, it’s all downhill from here.

Gyro Man: We’re screwed.

Inferno: Do not lose all hope, we can still complete the plan if we all-

Newtralizer: Shut up teacher’s pet, you’re not allowed to talk!

Inferno: (Aims his flamethrower) Say that again, you overgrown nightcrawler!

Newtralizer: (Aims his wrist cannons) Bring it on, picnic stealer!

Immortan Joe: ENOUGH!!!

Newtralizer and Inferno: (Lowered their weapons) Hrrrr…

Immortan Joe: There will be NO in-house fighting while I’m around. I had a strong hunch that Max would follow me here to meddle with my plans as he did in the past. But this time, he will not succeed. You will all make sure of that, correct?

Deker: Correct my lord, he will not bring your empire down. Same goes for his new allies; they will all fail and burn in flames.

Immortan Joe: Yes, yes they will.

Kabal: But what about the other bases?

Sailor Heavy Metal Papillon: Knowing them, they’ll take them out before we can get ready in time.

Immortan Joe: Which is why we will speed up the production and triple the security forces, my dear.

Kabal: Speed up the production? But I’m not sure if I can-

Immortan Joe: You will, Kabal. I know you can. That goes for all of you, my warriors. I’ve selected each and every one of you because you can accomplish the impossible, even when things look bleak.

Deker and Inferno: (Bowed) That we can, my lord.

Zelton: (Bows) I will fix my mistakes and kill Max before he gets to you.

Jasper: Plus… (Cracks her knuckles) I’m in the mood for crushing the skulls of a bunch of heroic punks.

Newtralizer: So am I.

Kabal: Huh… In that case, I will complete my experiments in record time.

Immortan Joe: Very good Kabal, that’s what I want to hear. Now go, protect my valuables. And if Max shows up, destroy him on arrival!!

All Baddies: Yes sir!! (Rushed out of the war room)

Immortan Joe: Hrrrrr… (Looks at the map of Europe on the table) Try and stop me again, Max. (Smashes the table with both of his hands) I DARE YOU!!!

(End Water)

******************** (Back in Winnipeg) ********************

(Meanwhile, back in Winnipeg, we now see Max and the Xmas Heroes all standing in front of an old and rusty used car lot/auto repair shop located on Sergeant Avenue.)

All Heroes: … Huh.

Rachael: THIS is where you’re keeping our battle vehicles, Max darling?

Max: (Nods) …

Darian: You sure have a knack for picking crummy locations, Max.

Max: Is that a problem?

Darian: Well uh-

Caleb: Not at all. Nobody ever expects heroes like us visiting rundown shacks like this one.

Hotaru: Thus giving us sanctuary from our enemies, as well as giving us plenty of time to plan out our attack.

Gambu: See? No problem there.

Max: Indeed. Come, allow me to show you all your vehicles. (Walks to the car lot with the heroes)

Darian: Phew, thanks for covering me there.

Rob: Don’t mention it, Darian.

Jeff: Just try to act nicer next time, snarky sarcasm will get you nowhere in life.

Darian: Heh… Why is everyone ganging up on me all of the sudden?

Chinatsu: Lots of reasons, my friend.

Francisco: And none of them are pretty ones.

Darian: Obviously.

Donald: Say Max, can I ask you something-

Max: I’m fully aware that you and your team have your own battle vehicles, Donald, hence why you’ll be using them for this mission.

Donald: Huh, okay then.

Chris: How the Hell do you know a lot about us?

Makoto: Have you been spying on us when you got here?

Max: If you must know… I watched you on the TV.

Mike, Delphine and Mecca: Really?

Max: (Nods) …

Mark: Heh. Well, at least you’re taking the more honest route.

Brad: Yeah, it’s best to watch us in action rather than stalking us 24/7.

Rarity: Agreed.

Eric B.: How about the rest of us?

Fluttershy: Did you watch us on the TV as well, Max?

Max: (Nods) After countless hours of watching you bashing freaks and foes, I now have a general idea of what vehicles suit you best.

Dylan C.: But why us?

Melinda: Shouldn’t you go to the big name heroes and ask for their help?

Max: I would, but naturally, they’re all busy with other important stuff, like spending time with their loved ones and friends, as you do.

Melinda: Oh yeah, that’s true.

Charlotte: Okay, so where are these vehicles that you think suit us best?

Darian: And also, are they any good?

Max: You’re about to find out, Darian. Stop right here.

All Heroes: (Stopped walking) Hmm?

Max: (Pulls out a remote control) Brace yourselves, you’ll be very surprised to see what I’ve made for you.

Ruisu: Is that so?

Max: (Nods) …

Sweetie Belle: Well don’t keep us in the dark, Max.

Bismun: Show us these badass mighty machines.

Ms. Diamonds: We can handle all of the hype.

Daniel: She’s right, you know.

Max: You want it, you got it. Behold. (Presses a button on his remote control)

(Background Music: Bike Reveal by Danny Elfman)

(With a simple push of a button on his remote control, Max activates all of the lights of the old car lot to reveal the battle vehicles that he has made for the Xmas Heroes to use for the mission. As the lights went on, the heroes suddenly gasped with excitement once they saw what the battle vehicles were.)

All Heroes: WHHOOOAAAA!!!

All Rangers: Whaaaa!!

Eric, Gambu, Arthur, Rob and Dylan: Holy smokes!!

Charlotte, Enix, Hotaru, Rachael and Melinda: Ohhhhh my!!

Darian: (Jaw drops) Son of a…

Max: (Smirks) Say hello to your battle vehicles, Xmas Heroes.

(We then get a full shot of what the Xmas Heroes’ battle vehicles really looked like, most of which turn out to be iconic vehicles from various movies, shows, games, anime and so on, such as the Corvega car from the Fallout series, the Machine Husky cycle from Tokusou Sentai Dekaranger, the Moon Cycle from the Sailor Moon toy line of the 90s, the M12 Force Application Vehicle “Warthog” jeep from the Halo series, a 1955 pink Cadillac car, Mario’s Pipe Frame go-kart from the Mario Kart series, the Patty Wagon from the SpongeBob SqaurePants Movie, an Aston Martin DB10 car, the Cyberian motorcycle from Space Sheriff Gavan, the Ride Chaser hoverbike from the Mega Man X series, a white and purple moped, a Harley-Davidson Low Rider motorcycle, a Harley-Davidson Fat Boy motorcycle, the Creepy Coupe hearse-like car from Wacky Races, the Batpod from the Dark Knight, Bumper’s hovercraft from Diddy Kong Racing, the Mask Mobile from the Mask: Animated Series, a Nova Corps Star Blaster fighter ship that has been converted to a hovercraft, a Kawasaki Ninja 300 motorcycle, a Chenowth ALSV dune buggy, the Capsule #9 bike from Dragon Ball, an icy blue snowmobile and lots more. Once again, all of the Xmas Heroes were quite stunned and excited to see their new machines for the very first time.)

All Heroes: (Walked up to their battle vehicles with amazed looks) WHAHHHHHAAAAAAA…

Max: (Smirks) I told you so.

All Rangers: (Looked at the battle vehicles) Coooooool…

Ruisu: (Revs up the Machine Husky) Decent!

Chinatsu: (Rubs her hand on the pink Cadillac) Smooth!

Dylan C.: (Checks the fuel-injected deep fryer under the Patty Wagon’s hood) Very detailed!

Hotaru: (Spots the dragon inside the Creepy Coupe) So flawless!

Rachael: (Sits in the Bumper hovercraft) And comfy!

Fluttershy: (Honks on the wheel of the Warthog) It’s even got the same honking sounds!

Rob: (Presses a button in the Star Blaster that makes a beep sound) And the beeping sounds too!

Jose: (Hops into the Mask Mobile) Now THIS is my kind of car! Hehehehe!!

Darian: Max, how did you make these?

Max: When you’re living in a world that ruled by big wheels and heavy machinery, you learn a thing or two about mechanic.

Darian: Naturally.

Donald: I gotta say Max, you’re a genius.

Makoto: Yeah, these machines are incredible.

Max Glad you think so.

Mike: Hehe, yep… So, who gets which vehicle?

(End Bike Reveal)

Max: (Pulls out a list) Gotcha covered, Mike. (Looks at the list) Eric, you get the Pipe Frame.

Eric B.: (Hops into the Pipe Frame) Alright, countless hours of playing Mario Kart don’t fail me now!

Max: Rachael, Bumper’s hovercraft is all yours.

Rachael: (Sits in the Bumper hovercraft) I’ll take good care of it, Max darling. (Thinking) And maybe keep it as a Christmas present for my Freddie-poo too.

Max: Gambu gets the Ride Chaser.

Gambu: (Hops onto the Ride Chaser) Aw yeah!! Eat your heart out, X!!

Max: Ra and Fluttershy, you’re both sharing the Warthog.

Ra: (Gets into the Warthog) Heh, guess we’re driving buddies, Fluttershy.

Fluttershy: (Smiles) I don’t mind at all, Ra.

Max: Enix, you now own the Moon Cycle.

Enix: Hmm. (Gets onto the Moon Cycle and smiles) How nice.

Max: Orion will take the Aston Martin DB10.

Orion: (Gets into the Aston Martin DB10) So I get to drive one of James’ cars… (Smirks) Perfect.

Max: Caleb, the Batpod is all yours.

Caleb: (Gets into the Batpod) Oh-hoo, this is awesome sauce!!

Max: Dylan, the snowmobile is your ride.

Dylan: (Gets onto the snowmobile) Let’s kick some ice… (Smiles) Yep, still corny but I don’t care.

Max: Other Dylan, you get to drive around in the Patty Wagon.

Dylan C.: (Hops into the Patty Wagon) Look out SpongeBob, there’s a new fry cook, and he’s all fleshy!

Max: Jose, the Mask Mobile is yours to command.

Jose: A perfect match made in Heaven. (Chuckles)

Max: Daniel will take the Corvega.

Daniel: (Hops into the Corvega) Ahhhhhh… (Grins) Democracy will never be defeated.

Max: Ms. Diamonds, you’ll have the moped.

Ms. Diamonds: (Gets onto the moped) How very thoughtful of you, dear.

Max: Rob, the Star Blaster is yours.

Rob: YAHOO!! (Coughs) I mean, thank you, Max.

Max: Arthur will take command of the Cyberian.

Arthur: (Gets onto the Cyberian) Hmm… Yep, I’m gonna love this baby a lot.

Max: Ruisu, your vehicle is the Machine Husky.

Ruisu: I thought that would be the case. Nevertheless… (Smiles) Yes!

Max: Big Tim Bears, yours is the Capsule #9.

Big Tim Bears: (Gets onto the Capsule #9) Wowy, the first bike rode by both Bulma and Goku, and I’m riding it. (Smiles) This is the best Christmas ever.

Max: Charlotte, Melinda and Chinatsu, you’re all sharing the pink Cadillac.

Charlotte, Melinda and Chinatsu: (Hopped into pink Cadillac) Sweet!!

Max: Hotaru, the Creepy Coupe is yours.

Hotaru: (Gets into the Creepy Coupe) I will honor you both, Big and Little Gruesome.

Max: Francisco, you get the Chenowth ALSV.

Francisco: (Gets into the Chenowth ALSV) A very wise choice, good sir.

Max: Hayami, yours is the Kawasaki Ninja 300.

Hayami: (Gets onto the Kawasaki Ninja 300) Hmmm… Now I get to find out why so many people love ninjas on bikes. Go me.

Max: Bismun, the Fat Boy is yours.

Bismun: (Hops onto the Harley-Davidson Fat Boy while putting on his driving goggles) Safety first.

Max: And Darian-

Darian: (Gets onto the Harley-Davidson Low Rider) The Low Rider is mine.

Max: Yep.

Darian: (Grins) Thanks, Max.

Chris: Alrighty, our friends finally got their mean machines.

Delphine: Shall we summon ours?

Brad: You bet, Delphine.

Sweetie Belle: All together, guys!

Donald, Chris, Mark, Mike, Delphine, Mecca and Alex: Shark Cycles!!

Jeff: Magna Astro Cycle!

Brad: Titanium Lightspeed Cycle!

Rarity and Sweetie Belle: Zeo Jet Cycles!!

Makoto: Mystic Speeder!

All Rangers: Arrive!!

(Background Music: Power Rangers Turbo Instrumental by Ron Wasserman)

(Once they shouted out their command words, the rangers actually fired rainbow energy beams from their hands that summoned their ranger motorcycles, the Shark Cycles, the Magna Astro Cycle, the Titanium Lightspeed Cycle, the Zeo Jet Cycles and the Mystic Speeder respectively, to appear in a flash just before they quickly got them and started them up.)

All Rangers: (Rev up their motorcycles) Morrison Rangers, ready!!

Donald: This is it, guys!

Jeff: Time to save the holidays once again!

Mecca: And damn will it be HUGE!

Ra: We’re ready for it, rangers.

Ms. Diamonds: Bring on those vile grumps that dare to ruin the most wonderful time of the year.

Bismun: They’ll be sorry that they’ve messed with us.

Hayami: Yeah, very sorry.

Max: Alright, here’s the plan. My car has a teleporter that will take us to Sokovia in a flash. Once there, will split up into separate teams and take out Joe’s resources and camps, damaging his plans in the process.

Darian: And then we go after the ugly fecker and take him out for good.

Max: Exactly, my friend.

Eric B.: Then what are we all waiting for?

Enix: Yeah, it’s time to save Christmas with the need for speed!

Donald: Your wish is granted, Enix!

Max: Follow my lead… (Gets into his 1973 XB GT Ford Falcon Coupe and starts it up) I know the way.

Mark, Daniel, Ruisu, Jose and Hayami: Gotcha, Max!!

Rarity: Fellow heroes, let’s ride!!

All Heroes: YEAH!!!

Darian: (Revs up his Harley-Davidson Low Rider) FORWARD!!

(Without wasting any time, Max and the Xmas Heroes all drove out of the old car lot and drove off in their new battle vehicles to fight Immortan Joe and his forces in Sokovia. One by one, we see all of the heroes driving side by side together in their battle vehicles while enjoying every second of it, showing that they are ready to rule the roads. After a few seconds of seeing the heroes driving in action, Max turns on his car’s teleporter and immediately teleports himself and his new heroic friends to Sokovia in a flash, thus beginning their huge mission to save the holiday season from the baddies.)

(End Power Rangers Turbo Instrumental)

******************** (Meanwhile) ********************

(While Max and the Xmas Heroes all teleported away to their destination, we soon cut back to the small county of Sokovia as we now see Deker and his large battalion of War Boys all loading villagers into their transport trucks after burning another small village with full force. Like before, the villagers were quite sad and horrified that they were being taking away by the servants of Immortan Joe.)

All Villagers: (Being put into the trucks) Ehhhhhh…

All War Boys: (Aiming their weapons) Hehehehehehehe!!!

War Boy 67: All villagers have been accounted for, sir.

Deker: Are you certain about that? Have you double checked for any villagers hiding from us?

War Boy 67: (Nods) We did, and we found them too. There’s none of them left.

Deker: Hmm… (Walks up to an outhouse)

War Boy 67: Eh?

War Boy 42: What are you doing, sir?

Deker: (Pulls out his long katana blade) Proving you wrong.

(With his long katana sword known as Uramasa, Deker slashes the outhouse in half with all of his might, destroying it and revealing a couple of villagers that were hiding in the outhouse to his already surprised War Boys.)

All Villagers: (Gasped) Ah!!

All War Boys: Whaaa?!!

Deker: (Puts away Uramasa) Keep searching for more villagers. We can’t leave a single one of them behind. Understand?

All War Boys: Yes sir!! (Started searching all over the burnt village)

Deker: There we go. Joe will be very pleased with this shipment. Let’s see if Max and his new friends can stop me from completing my task.

Alex’s Voice: Don’t mind if we do, Deker!

Deker: Huh?! (Pulls out Uramasa) Who said-

Arthur’s Voice: Advance on them, guys!

(From out of the blue, the awesome team of Donald, Alex, Arthur, Bismun, Ra and Fluttershy came storming into the scene in their respective battle vehicles just before Alex and Arthur blasted a few of the War Boys’ muscle cars with their laser cannons, blowing them up to pieces.)

All War Boys: GAHHHHHH!!!

All Villagers: OHHHH!!!

Deker: What?!

Alex and Arthur: (Stopped their vehicles before they high fived each other) Score!!

Donald: (Stops his Shark Cycle) Great job, you two!

Bismun: (Stops his Harley-Davidson Fat Boy) So much for those big wheels.

Deker: Hrrrrr… I’m guessing you’re the new allies of Max.

Ra: That would be us, yes.

Deker: Figures, only a blind fool like him would summon a bunch of adolescent clowns to do his dirty work.

Bismun: Hey, not cool, Deker.

Fluttershy: We’re a lot more mature and well mannered than you. I mean, attacking these poor villagers during Christmas, that’s really rude.

Alex: Not to mention that it’s not a very honorable thing to do.

Deker: Perhaps, but at least my new master treats me with proper respect, unlike Xandred, who insulted me even when I’m doing a decent job.

Donald: I’m surprised at you Deker, working for another tyrant that wants to rule the world. I thought you would be done with the evil enforcer stuff.

Deker: Fate had another plans for me, ranger. But once Joe claims this planet, I will finally have my peace and lay down my weapon at last.

Arthur: Yeah, while also living in a world of chaos and madness.

Deker: I won’t be affected by it, neither will any of you.

Ra: Why’s that?

Deker: (Points Uramasa) Because all of you will be exterminated before the day is done.

All War Boys: (Readied their weapons while also starting up their vehicles) Hehehehehehehe!!!

Alex: (Pulls out his Power Morpher) Not today, pal.

Donald: (Pulls out his Power Morpher) The only thing that’s gonna be exterminated is your boss’s insane plans.

Deker: Really now?

Arthur: (Readies his wristwatch) Really really.

Bismun: (Pulls out his katana blade) Here’s the proof, creep!

Ra: Let’s do it, guys!

Donald and Alex: It’s Morphin Time!!

(Background Music; Fight Redux Instrumental by Ron Wasserman)

(In a Mighty Morphin Power Rangers visual effect, a flash of rainbow lightning came crashing down onto the two rangers as they held out their Power Morphers.)

Alex: Tigerzord!

(Alex morphs into the White Kucher Ranger as he strikes a classic Mighty Morphin pose.)

Donald: Dragonzord!

(Donald morphs into the Green Morrison Ranger as he strikes a classic Mighty Morphin pose. Now it was Arthur’s turn to transform.)

Arthur: It's Shine Time!

(In a Space Sheriff Gavan visual effect, Arthur raises his hand up and particles of his Metal Hero-style armor merged with him, transforming him into his Metal Hero-style hero form.)

All War Boys: WHAAA?!

Deker: Errrrr!!

Donald, Alex and Arthur: (Posed) Xmas Heroes, ready!!

Fluttershy: Woo-Hoo!!

Ra: Yeah!

Bismun: (Smirks) So Deker, care to redefine your statement?

Deker: It will stay the same, fool. (Points Uramasa) War Boys, waste them all!!

All War Boys: Yes sir!! (Charged towards the heroes in their vehicles) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Donald: (Pulls out his Dragon Dagger) Simple plan guys, take out the baddies while also saving the villagers.

Alex: (Revs up his Shark Cycle) Can do, Donald!

Fluttershy: (Starts up the Warthog) Let’s start the show… Without causing too much damage!

Bismun: Sure Fluttershy, sure.

Donald, Alex and Arthur: Attack!!

All Heroes: (Charged at the baddies in their vehicles) HAAAAA!!!

(Without a delay, the Xmas Heroes started their huge rumble with Deker and his War Boys as we now get a montage of the heroes taking on the baddies in various ways, such as Donald swipe kicking Deker in the knees before he punches him in the jaw, Alex blowing up a ton of War Boys’ dune buggies and muscle cars with his Shark Cycle’s laser cannons, Arthur blasting a ton of War Boys to the snowy ground with his chrome plated Winchester 1300 Defender shotgun while doing some wheelie tricks on his Cyberian, Bismun slashing at least fourteen War Boys with his katana blade while getting some of the villagers out of the transport trucks, Ra mowing down a ton of War Boys on motorcycles with the mounted Browning M2HB machine gun on the Warthog while Fluttershy takes control of the wheel, as well as punching a few War Boys that tried to jump him and so on. We then see Donald clashing his Dragon Dagger on Deker’s katana sword Uramasa a dozen times in a rapid fashion, complete with the two fighters blocking and dodging each other’s attacks.)

Deker: (Clashes Uramasa) Back, back you fool!

Donald: (Clashes his Dragon Dagger) Not until you back away from these poor villagers, creep!

Deker: (Clashes Uramasa) I will not obey to the likes of you, ranger! (Kicks Donald in the chest before he double slashes him) Ha!!

Donald: (Crashes to the snowy ground) Owwww!!

Deker: (Raises Uramasa up into the air) Hehe, prepare for your extermination, ranger!

Donald: Uh-oh!

Alex’s Voice: Hang on cousin, the cavalry is here!

Deker: What now-

(Just then, Alex shows up on his Shark Cycle and instantly blasts away Deker with his laser cannons, knocking him down to the snowy ground before he could finish off Donald.)

Deker: Yaggghhh!!

Donald: (Gets back up) Phew, thanks for that, Alex!

Alex: (Riding on his Shark Cycle) No problem, Donald! Better get on your cycle, just to make things a whole lot easier!

Donald: Good idea, Alex! (Hops onto his Shark Cycle and rides into battle) Shark Attack!! Heh, always wanted to say that.

(While Donald and Alex rode around on their Shark Cycles, we now cut over to Arthur, Ra and Fluttershy being chased around by seven War Boys in their muscle cars and motorcycles, with the servants of Immortan Joe firing their IMI Uzi submachine guns, M79 grenade launchers, Heckler & Koch G3A4 assault rifles and mounted General Electric M134 miniguns at the three heroes.)

All War Boys: (Firing their guns while driving their vehicles) DIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!

Fluttershy: (Driving her Warthog while she gulps) Eeeep!!

Arthur: (Riding on his Cyberian) Eeeep is right! Any ideas of how we’re gonna lose these mad racers?

Ra: (Firing his mounted machine gun) Working on it, Arthur! So far, shooting them down won’t cut it!

Arthur: (Riding on his Cyberian) I can clearly see that!

War Boy 89: (Firing his minigun) Kill them, kill the enemies of Joe!!

War Boy 10: (Driving his muscle car) We will, and we’ll also skin the cute pony alive!

War Boy 37: (Riding on his motorcycle) Yeah, just like what we did to those baby bears!

Fluttershy: (Driving her Warthog) Wait hold on, you actually skinned a bunch of baby bears for sick fun?!

War Boy 67: (Firing his grenade launcher) Yep, we did!

War Boy 92: (Driving in his muscle car) What are you gonna do about it?!

Fluttershy: (Driving her Warthog) You… You… You… (Fire in her eyes) YOU MONSTERS!!! (Turns the Warthog around and drives towards the War Boys) RAGRRRHHHHH!!!

Ra: (Stumbles around) Whoooaagghh!!

Arthur: (Riding on his Cyberian) Oh boy…

War Boy 89: (Riding on his motorcycle) Heh, what is she doing?!

War Boy 73: (Driving his muscle car) Jesus!! Turn around, turn around-

(Before any of the War Boys could turn their vehicles around, the now furious Fluttershy rams through them with the Warthog, blowing them up to fiery pieces while she and Ra were completely unharmed by the explosions as they continued to drive in their battle machine.)

All War Boys: YAGGGHHHHH!!!

Fluttershy: (Driving her Warthog) Merry Christmas, freaks!! YAHOOO!!!

Ra: (Gulps) Holy crap…

Arthur: (Riding on his Cyberian while he whistles) Fluttershy, you did it again.

(In the next scene, we see Bismun continuing to free the villagers from the transport trucks while slashing a ton of War Boys with his katana blade, along with slicing their Colt M1911A1 pistols, MP40 submachine guns, Mosin Nagant M91/30 sniper rifles and Colt M16A4 assault rifles in half.)

All War Boys: (Getting slashed) GAHHH!!!

All Villagers: (Running out of the trucks while cheering) We’re saved, we’re saved, we’re saved!! YAAAAYYY!!! FREEDOM!! YAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Bismun: (Slashes ten War Boys) Go my friends, go!! No longer are you the slaves of these mad rulers of the road, you are now free!! (Punches two War Boys in the chins) We’ll make sure that it stays that way!! (Disarms a War Boy of his Heckler & Koch MP5A3 submachine gun and kicks him in the throat) Ha!!

Deker: Errrrr… (Gets into a tanker truck) I cannot lose to these heroic pests! Run him over at once!!

War Boy 69: Yes sir!! (Drives towards Bismun) HAAAAAA!!!

Bismun: (Notices the tanker truck) Oh, jumping time!

(Once he spotted the tanker truck coming towards him, Bismun jumps high into the air and actually lands on the top of the truck just as it continues to drive off. Once Bismun was on the truck, Deker angrily gets out of the front sit and climbs up to the top to confront his enemy.)

Bismun: I gotta admit Deker, this fight is turning out a lot better than I thought.

Deker: Maybe, but too bad it will end with your head flying off! (Pulls out Uramasa) Thanks to me!!

Bismun: (Readies his katana blade) Flying heads I can deal with, but if you mess up my hair, then you’re in serious trouble!

Deker: Then allow me to mess it all up, fool!

Bismun: Bring it!

Both: (Charged at each other and started clashing their blades) HAAAA!!!

War Boy 69: (Driving his tanker truck) Wow, sounds like an awesome fight- (Notices some large trees ahead) Huh?! Oh crap!! (Jumps out of the tanker truck) AHHHHH!!!

Bismun: (Clashes his katana blade) Back away from the hair, Deker!

Deker: (Clashes Uramasa) Try me, fool!

Bismun: Hrrrr… (Notices the large trees) Uh-oh, time to take our fight to the mushy and soft ground!

Deker: What are you-

(Before Deker could finish his line, Bismun pushes him off of the runaway truck right before he jumps down and lands on the snowy ground, just in the nick of time as the tanker truck crashes into the large trees and explodes into a million pieces on impact.)

Bismun: (Sighs in relief) Made it.

Deker: (Gets back up) Errrrr… I thank you for caring about my safety, hero.

Bismun: Hey, it’s what we humans do.

Deker: Yes… (Readies Uramasa) But now, it’s back to the fight at hand!

Donald’s Voice: Sorry, but this fight is about to come to an end!

Deker: Oh what now-

(And soon enough, Donald, Alex, Arthur, Ra and Fluttershy surrounded Deker in a large circle with their battle vehicles in less than five seconds.)

Deker: Grrrrr!!

Bismun: (Smirks) It’s great to have friends on your side.

Alex: Gotcha now, Deker!

Fluttershy: Be a good monster and give yourself up.

Ra: (Aims his mounted machine gun) Pretty please?

Deker: Never!! (Fires red lightning bolts at the heroes) RAHHH!!!

All Heroes: (Dodged the red lightning bolts) WHAA!!

Deker: (Fires his red lightning bolts) Immortan Joe gave me an order, and I will complete it! He will not be stopped by you or Max! We will succeed!

Alex: (Dodges the red lightning bolts) Whaaa! Okay, I’ve had it with this creep!

Donald: (Dodges the red lightning bolts) Same here, Alex! There’s got to be a way to take him out!

Arthur: (Revs up his Cyberian) Say no more, Donald!

Ra: (Readies his large wings) We’re already on it!

Fluttershy: What are you going to do, Ra?

Ra: Watch and see, my little pony. (Flies up into the air before he dives towards Deker) He-Ya!!

Deker: Hu- (Gets dragged up into the air by Ra) AAAAAHHHHH!!!

Donald and Alex: Whooooaaa!!

Arthur: Awesome job, Ra! Drop him down here!

Ra: (Drags Deker in the air) Sure thing, good buddy!

Deker: (Tries to break free) Errrrr… Release me now, bird boy!!

Ra: (Drags Deker in the air) Okay, but I hope to see you next fall! (Drops Deker)

Deker: (Falling down to the ground) YOU FOOOOOOOOL!!!!

Ra: He’s all yours, Arthur!

Arthur: (Pulls out his Laser Blade) Thanks, Ra! (Drives towards the falling Deker while he powers up his Laser Blade) It’s back to the Netherworld for you, pal!

Deker: (Falling down to the ground) NOOOO!!!

Arthur: (Powers up his Laser Blade) Gavan Dynamic!!

(Like the brave shoe shiner that he is, Arthur jumps up into the air from his Cyberian and performs a fully charged slash attack on the falling Deker, causing the Nighlok warrior to burst out a ton of sparks just as Arthur lands back down on his motorcycle.)

Deker: (Falling down to the ground) GAHHHHHH!!!

All Heroes: (Except Arthur) WHOAAA!!!

Arthur: (Riding on his Cyberian) Happy landings, Deker!!

Deker: (Falling down to the ground) I WILL BE BACK!!!

(After shouting out his last lines, the already damaged Deker crashes to the snowy ground and explodes into a million pieces on impact, with Arthur diving behind the large explosion on his motorcycle just before it dies down.)

All Heroes: (Except Arthur) WHOAAA!!!

Arthur: (Stops his Cyberian) Monster Extinct!! YEAH!!

(End Fight Redux Instrumental)

(With Deker destroyed, the heroes soon powered down to their normal selves once the battle was over, complete with the War Boys driving away from them as they couldn’t fight any longer.)

All War Boys: (Driving away) RUN!! RUN!!! RUN!!! RETREAT!!! AGGHHHHHH!!!!

Ra: (Lands down to the snowy ground) Heh, so much for them being actual War Boys.

Alex: Yeah, Worry Boys is more like it.

Fluttershy: Wow Arthur, that was so amazing.

Arthur: Thank you Fluttershy, you were pretty amazing too, especially with you ramming the Warthog like a pro.

Fluttershy: Really… (Blushes a bit) I got a bit carried away there.

Bismun: Yet you still performed a successful attack.

Ra: Just warn me next time when you’re about to that. I almost fell off when you rammed the jeep.

Fluttershy: (Smiles) I’ll warn you next time, Ra. I promise.

Ra: (Smiles) Awesome.

Donald: Great job guys, that takes care of one of Joe’s warriors, as well as his latest shipment of villagers. But there’s more where that came from, so… (Revs up his Shark Cycle) Shall we?

Bismun: (Gets back on his Harley-Davidson Fat Boy and revs it up) Of course, team leader.

Fluttershy: Let’s go get those big dumb meanies and bring them down.

Alex and Arthur: (Rev up their motorcycles) Let’s ride!!

All Heroes: YEAH!!!

(Background Music: Game Over from Splatterhouse 2)

(After taking care of Deker and his forces, the heroes all drove off to their next destination in their battle vehicles. But as they left the wrecked village, little did they know that they were being watched by one of Immortan Joe’s spy bats as we quickly cut back to the deformed baddie watching the live footage on one of his large video screens in the war room of the Winter Citadel.)

Immortan Joe: Hrrrrrr… Luck won’t be on your new friends’ side for long, Max. My forces will make sure of that. (Pulls out his stainless SIG-Sauer GSR pistol and shoots it at the video screen) AND SO WILL I!!!

(End Game Over)

(We soon go to commercial.)

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(Background Music: Game Over from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie SNES)

(Before we go to commercial, we see a picture of all twelve rangers doing one of their classic team poses in an outer space like setting, complete with their respective Megazords appearing in the background just as they did their classic poses.)

The Morrison Rangers

Narrator: (Peter Cullen) The Morrison Rangers will return, right after this!

(End Game Over)

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