The Aquitian Splash 1-3

The Aquitian Splash
By Donald Morrison

******************** (Prologue) ********************

(Background Music: World 5 from Super Mario 3D World)

(Our story begins at the Forks Historic Port in the city of Winnipeg on a bright and sunny spring day, where we see tons of citizens riding across the historic Red River in small canoes and motorboats, along with some cruising on the river in the Splash Dash Water Bus. Among the folks that were enjoying the river fun were two sets of canoes, one silvery grey and the other bright red, paddling along in the calmest way possible. The people on these canoes were none other than the Morrison Rangers, the tough gunman Chris, the smart and bright Mark and the fun loving Mike, and their respective girlfriends, the brash but reformed rock star ghost Ember McLain, the young and sunny witch in training Kiki, the ditzy but lovely aardvark Sophia Tutu. The three ranger brothers were on the silver canoe while their loved ones were on the red canoe.)

Chris, Mark, Kiki and Sophia: (Paddling) Stroke. Stroke. Stroke. Stroke…

Mike: (Paddling) Ahhhh… Spring time is finally here, boys and girls. The air is fresh, the water is clear, the sun is out, it’s all awesome.

Ember: (Paddling) Yeah, and it only took us a crap ton of monster battles to get here.

Mark: (Paddling) Well as always Ember, time does fly by fast when you’re doing lots of stuff.

Kiki: (Paddling) And after all what we’ve been through these past few months, we’ve earned a nice rest.

Ember: (Paddling) Damn right. Screw vengeful skeletons and deformed Play-Doh creeps, it’s party time, plain and simple.

Chris: (Paddling) No worries Ember, we’re gonna do just that.

Sophia: (Paddling) Wowy! Picking this day to go cannoning was a good call! I’m already having a blast!

Mike: (Paddling while chuckling) That’s the beauty of sailing on the Red River, Sophia. You’re in for a wild ride, in a great way.

Sophia: (Paddling while smiling) Sweet! I can’t wait to see what happens next.

Voices: Help!!

All Heroes: Huh?!!

(Just a few miles from where they were, the heroes all spotted a young teenage couple drowning in the river after they accidently fell off from their canoe, complete with the two trying their very best to stay afloat.)

Teenage Couple: (Trying to stay afloat) Help!! Help!! Help someone, help!!

Mark and Kiki: Uh-oh!!

Ember: Well there’s your answer Sophia, drowning in progress.

Sophia: Huh… That’s not what I had in mine.

Ember: Too bad, because it’s happening right now.

Chris: As such, it’s hero time once again.

Mike: So what’s the plan Chris, how are we gonna do this?

Chris: Easy Mike, we’ll-

Voice 1: Never fear, citizens.

Voice 2: We’ll get you out of there.

Chris, Mark and Mike: Wait, what?!!

Sophia: (Spots something) Look!

(End World 5)

(Background Music: Secret Kakuranger Instrumental from Ninja Sentai Kakuranger)

(The other heroes quickly noticed what got Sophia’s attention, which turn out to be two hooded figures wearing black and purple karate gi style outfits, with one wearing a yellow shirt underneath his outfit and the other wearing a black shirt underneath his to tell the audience which one was which, literally running on the water as they zoomed past our heroes at lightning speed, grabbed the teenage couple by their shirts and got them up to one of the decks of the port in less than ten seconds. Naturally, everyone at the port was surprised by the heroic act of the two hooded figures.)

All Heroes: WOOOW!!

Teenage Couple: Ohhhhh!!

All Citizens: Wooohaa!!

Yellow Hooded Figure: You’re safe now, young couple.

Black Hooded Figure: The river won’t be consuming either of you.

Teenage Male: Woow… Thank you so much, hooded dudes!

Teenage Female: But who are you two?

Black Hooded Figure: Well if you must know…

Yellow Hooded Figure: Don’t freak out.

Teenage Couple: Heh?

(The two hooded figures removed their hoods to show the teenage couple, as well as to the heroes and the citizens, who they were, revealing themselves to be humanoid aliens with their faces covered with cartilaginous ridges that resemble masks, along with having purple spots on the tops and the backs of their heads. These two were the good-humored Tideus and the quiet but honorable Corcus, both members of the Mighty Morphin Alien Rangers of Aquitar.)

Chris, Mark and Mike: No way!!

Ember, Kiki and Sophia: Oh!!

All Citizens: WHA!!

Teenage Couple: Whoa, aliens!!

Corcus: Aquitians, to be exact.

Teenage Couple: Huh… (Smiled) Rock on, Aquitians!!

All Citizens: (Walked up to greet Tideus and Corcus) Could it be?! No way! Amazing! Check it out, real space aliens! And not here to invade us! Awesome!

Tideus: (Flexes his muscles while he grins) That’s right good citizens of Winnipeg, the Aquitian Rangers are here.

Corcus: (Sighs happily) Oh Tideus, always the glory hound.

Mike: Do you see that out there, guys?

Mark: We did Mike, it’s the Aquitian Rangers.

Kiki: But what are they doing here?

Chris: Only one way to find out.

(Just as the rangers and their loved ones started paddling back to the docks to see Tideus and Corcus, we soon end our prologue and head straight to the opening intro.)

(End Secret Kakuranger Instrumental)

******************** (Opening Credits) ********************

(Background Music: Go Go Power Rangers by Ron Wasserman)

(The intro begins with the fourteen rangers running through huge explosions and dogging laser fire right before they were confronted by different kinds of henchmen such as Krybots, Skugs, Triptoids, Tyrannodrones, Chaps, Sniper Joes, Batlings, Grinders, Cogs, X-Borgs, Bruisers, Royal Guards, Putty Patrollers and many more. But the fourteen rangers were ready for the baddies as they pulled out their morphers, morphed into the mighty Morrison Rangers and ran towards them to have their fight. We then get a montage featuring each ranger, both in normal form and ranger form. In the first scene, we see Donald watching a movie in the main living room of his house before we cut to him jump kicking Fumika Okouchi to the snow covered ground, resulting in the evil magical thief having cartoon stars swirling over her head after getting hit.)

Starring Garrett Hedlund as Donald Morrison

(Next, we see Chris cleaning one of his guns before we cut to him blasting Hydro Hog a dozen times with his Blade Blaster, causing him to burst out a few sparks from his body.)

Ben Foster as Chris Morrison

(We then see Mark working on his laptop computer before we cut to him spraying form from his Anti-Sonic Foam Gun at Vile, making it impossible for the Maverick commander to move.)

Zachary Quinto as Mark Morrison

(We soon cut over to Mike performing stunts on his dirt bike before we cut to him ramming his Shark Cycle into Onikage, sending the shadow based Duke Org crashing into a street lamp on impact.)

Aaron Paul as Mike Morrison

(In the next scene, we cut to Jeff defending one of his clients in court before we cut to him flip slashing Vilor in half with his Magna Blade, causing him to blow out a lot of sparks while Jeff poses with his weapon.)

John Travolta as Jeff Nichols

(We then see Brad playing with his action figures before we cut to him clashing his Titanium Axe on Mantix’s twin sickles right before he punches the evil mantis based Beetleborg in the face, knocking him down to the hard metal floor.)

Mark Wahlberg as Brad Nichols

(We then cut to Alex singing a song on his guitar before we cut to him jumping towards Captain Munity and tackling the space pirate captain into a nearby metal wall, along with pointing his magical sword Saba in the captain’s neck so that he doesn’t make a move.)

Ryan Reynolds as Alex Kucher

(We then see Delphine happily drinking her soda bottle before we cut to her shooting energy arrows out of her Power Bow straight at Rot, impaling his whole body in mere seconds.)

Georgia van Cuylenburg as Delphine

(Next, we see Mecca jamming to her music on her boom box cassette tape recorder/player before we cut to her double slashing both Sylvia Rubio and Julia Hernandez with her Power Daggers, causing the two goons of Madam Nega to burst out a lot of sparks.)

Raven-Symoné as Mecca

(We then cut to Rarity designing a new dress in her room before we cut to her whacking Argus’ Solar Blade out of his hands with her Violet Power Staff right before she smacks him in the metal face with her weapon, sending him flying into the air.)

Tabitha St. Germain as Rarity

(We soon cut to Sweetie Belle drawing a picture with some crayons before we cut to her aiming her Zeo Laser Pistol at Cleo Dohma and then firing it straight at the shadow powered demon girl, blasting her forty feet back.)

Claire Corlett as Sweetie Belle

(We then cut to Makoto playing on the monkey bars at a playground before we cut to her slapping Madam Nega in the face with her monkey tail, knocking her into a wall of boxes on impact as they all fell down on her now wounded body.)

Hilary Haag as Makoto Natori

(After that, we then see Rocky laying some hits on a punching bag before we cut to him swinging towards Seamus O'Leary on a metal chain and punching him in the face, knocking him into some steel drum barrels on impact.)

Steve Cardenas as Rocky DeSantos

(Finally, we cut to Zhane reading one of the novels by William S. Burroughs before we cut to him dodging most of Ecliptor’s swing attacks from his sword right before he strikes him in the chest with his Super Silverizer, causing the dark warrior to burst out a ton of sparks after getting hit by Zhane’s attack.)

Justin Nimmo as Zhane

Go Go Power Rangers!

(We then cut to the girlfriends of the Morrison Rangers: Hotaru, Ember, Kiki and Sophia, all punching four Putty Patrollers at the same time before they turned to the camera and smiled at the audience.)

Also Starring Christine Marie Cabanos as Hotaru Tomoe
Tara Strong as Ember McLain
Kirsten Dunst as Kiki
Caitlyn Bairstow as Sophia Tutu

Go Go Power Rangers!

(We then see the rangers' housemaid Launch firing her gun at the camera before she sneezes because of dust bunnies, transforming back into her blue haired, sweet and innocent self.)

Meredith McCoy as Launch

Go Go Power Rangers!

(We then cut to the lab of Hotaru's father, Professor Tomoe, working on a new device before he looks at the camera and smiles.)

Keith Silverstein as Professor Souichi Tomoe

Go Go Power Rangers!
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!

(Next, we see Grant Ward and Lance Hunter posing with their Data Laser and Sonic Laser respectively in a serious manner before they smirked at each other, showing their friendly rivalry.)

Brett Dalton as Grant Ward
Nick Blood as Lance Hunter

Go Go Power Rangers!

(We then cut to the Temple of Power where we see the rangers’ mentor Ninjor striking a pose in front of the camera, as well as giving a thumbs up.)

And Kim Strauss as Ninjor

Go Go Power Rangers!

(From there, we get a montage of the rangers in action, such as the rangers all attacking Rito Revolto at the same time, Donald summoning the Jungle Fury Shark Ranger from his Shark Sabers, Rocky driving towards his foes in the Defender Wheel, Jeff and Brad transforming into their Aqua Explorer outfits, Rarity donning her Reploid Mode armor, Zhane transforming his Silver Cycle into its Galaxy Glider mode, Makoto charging up her Sunny Blade for her special finisher, the five Zeo Zords forming the Zeo Megazord, the Mega Dragonzord merging with Titanus the Carrierzord to become the Ultrazord and more.)

Go Go Power Rangers!
You Mighty Morphin Power Rangers!

(To close the opening, the fourteen rangers all posed heroically behind a huge fiery explosion, which we then cut to the Morrison Rangers logo, complete with the classic Power Rangers lightning bolt.)

The Morrison Rangers

(We soon fade to black, ending the opening.)

(End Go Go Power Rangers)

******************** (Episode Title Call) ********************

(Background Music: Shulk’s Victory Theme from Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS and Wii U)

(We get our title of the episode while we see Chris, Mark, Mike and the Mighty Morphin Alien Rangers (Delphine, Aurico, Cestro, Tideus and Corcus) riding towards Rito Revolto, Shadowborg, M. Bison, the Joker, Cato and Hydro Hog on an actual tidal wave on the city streets, complete with the eight rangers readying their respective weapons as they prepared to strike the battle ready bad guys.)

The Aquitian Splash

Special Guest Stars
Parminder Nagra
Rami Malek
Chiwetel Ejiofor
Oscar Isaac
Steven Yuen
With Billy Bob Thornton
Christoph Waltz
Gerald C. Rivers
Troy Baker
Alexander Ludwig
And Bill Goldberg as Hydro Hog

(End Shulk’s Victory Theme)

******************** (End Episode Title Call) ********************

(Background Music: Aquatic Ambiance from Donkey Kong Country)

(The episode begins at the Forks Historic Port as we now see Tideus and Corcus being greeted by the citizens of Winnipeg after they saved a teenage couple from drowning just a few moments ago, complete with Tideus signing autographs in a joyful manner. While the two Aquitians were meeting and greeting the citizens, we soon see Chris, Mark, Mike, Ember, Kiki and Sophia docking their canoes at the port before walking up the stairs to see the alien rangers in person.)

Tideus: (Signing autographs while smiling) Thank you, thank you. You’re all too kind. Here’s one for you. And another for you. Keep them coming, we’re here all day. (Chuckles)

Corcus: (Thinking) We will be if you keep goofing around with the locals, Tideus.

Mike: I don’t believe this, is it really them?

Mark: It is Mike, it’s Tideus and Corcus.

Chris: Signing autographs and chuckling it up with their new fans.

Mike: Heh, super stardom at its finest.

Sophia: Huh…

Ember: Something wrong, Sophia?

Sophia: Noting really Ember, but could you remind me of who these two are, exactly? (Sweat drop) I’m a bit stumped at remembering.

Ember: (Rolls her eyes) Naturally.

Kiki: You know Sophia, Tideus and Corcus are part of Aquitian Rangers, the same team of water alien Power Rangers that came to Earth when Master Vile turned the Mighty Morphin Rangers into kids by messing with time.

Mike: They’re the ones that took care of Zedd and Rita while the kiddies went time traveling to find the five missing pieces of the Zeo Crystal to restore their powers and themselves. Rocky was there for the whole ride, so he can tell you all about it.

Sophia: Oh… (Smiles) I think I remember who they are now.

Ember: (Sarcastic tone) Huzzah, bring out the fire works.

Chris: Alright save the snark for later Ember, it’s time to meet our water loving pals.

Mark: So play nice.

Ember: Whatever you say, sir.

Tideus: (Signs the last autograph and gives it to the last citizen) Here you go. Enjoy and safe travels, friendly citizen. (Waves at the last citizen while he chuckles) Hehehehe…

Corcus: Well, that was certainly an unexpected detour. You sure know to derail the task at hand, Tideus.

Tideus: Hey, I was just showing my new fanbase some love. Don’t be so sour, Corcus.

Corcus: I’m not trying to be. But please remember that we are here on a very important mission. This city’s entire water supply is at risk.

Chris: (Walks up to Tideus and Corcus) Did somebody mentioned the word “risk”?

Tideus and Corcus: (Noticed the heroes walking up to them) Hmm?!

Mike: If you did then congrats, you got the attention of us.

Mark: Welcome to Winnipeg, Aquitian Rangers.

Ember, Kiki and Sophia: (Waved) Hi there!!

Corcus: Ah, the Morrison Rangers and their loved ones. We were expecting you.

Tideus: Sorry we didn’t call first, we were pretty busy with other things.

Mark: Don’t sweat Tideus, it’s alright.

Mike: Besides, you two were slamming with the whole saving people’s lives while running on water.

Kiki: You guys haven’t lost your touch.

Corcus: Why thank you, fair lady.

Tideus: (Flexes his muscles) Hehe yeah, we’re still awesome rangers.

Mark, Mike, Kiki and Sophia: (Sweat drops) Uhhhh…

Corcus: Don’t mind Tideus, he’s just glad to be back in action, as you would say.

Ember: We’d figured.

Chris: Alrighty, let’s get down to business. Namely, what brings you to our town?

Corcus: Well, just a few days ago, we received word that our mortal enemy was coming here to do business with a team of super villains.

Sophia: Mortal enemy? Who?

Tideus: Who else, Hydro Hog.

All Heroes: Hydro Hog?!!

Mike: That fat water sucking creep?

Chris: He’s here?

Corcus: Correct. Reports say that he’s in Winnipeg to help a team of super villains with their operations.

Ember: Let me guess, the Crossbones Gang, right?

Corcus: Why yes, that is the team’s name.

Tideus: How did you know?

Ember: Wild guess.

Mark: Regardless, whatever they have planned with Hydro Hog can’t be any good.

Corcus: No it cannot. Hence why our team leader Delphine has sent us to recon the situation before she, Aurico and Cestro arrive.

Kiki: Did they say where and when they’ll be coming?

Corcus: An hour or so, just a few miles from here.

Chris: Well in that case, you two got your backup. Those jerks won’t know what hit them.

Ember: They’ll be wrecked in no time.

Mike: But first, anybody in the mood for some ice cream?

Tideus: Ice cream? Really?

Sophia: Sure, our treat.

Tideus: (Jumps in joy) Oh boy oh boy oh boy!! Take me to it, I need it!!

Chris, Mark and Mike: (Overwhelmed looks) Wha?!

Corcus: Forgive Tideus’ rowdy behavior. He can’t resist the frozen taste of ice cream.

Ember: Heh.

Mike: Moving on, to the nearby ice cream cart.

Chris: And you guys can fill us in on all the details.

Corcus: Roger that, my heroic friend.

Tideus: Come on come on; let’s get to the ice cream already.

Kiki: (Giggles) Follow us, Tideus.

Tideus: Woo-Hoo!!

(To make a long story short, the heroes went off with Tideus and Corcus to the nearby ice cream cart to get some frozen treats while also learning more about the two alien rangers’ special recon mission. But as they walked off, they were being watched by the ever watchful eyes the gruff and unsociable Grant Ward and the sarcastic and witty Lance Hunter, both S.H.I.E.L.D. agents from the Marvel Comics Universe, who watched them on their motorboat in the river.)

Grant Ward: And they made first contact.

Lance Hunter: (British Accent) Heh… Gotta say, I’m surprised that water aliens can wear colorful spandex too.

Grant Ward: Anybody can Lance, it’s a multicultural team. Just look at Rarity and Sweetie Belle for example.

Lance Hunter: (British Accent) Fair point. Though if those two start to probe us, watch out.

Grant Ward: I’m pretty sure they’re not THOSE types of aliens.

Lance Hunter: (British Accent) You never know, Grant. They might look all friendly and peaceful, but once you let your guard down, they’ll sneak up on you and WHAM!!

(To make his point clear, Lance slams his left foot on the bottom of the motorboat. But in doing so he creates a large hole on impact, which naturally causes the motorboat to sink as water started filling up the whole boat.)

Lance Hunter: (British Accent) Ohhhhh…

Grant Ward: (Annoyed look) Nice Lance, nice.

(End Aquatic Ambiance)

******************** (Meanwhile) ********************

(Background Music: Monsters Exist by Henry Jackman)

(While the rangers and their loved ones went off with Tideus and Corcus to have some ice cream, we cut over to an old and broken down office building located just a few miles away. Inside, we see the Crossbones Gang, made up of Rito Revolto, the idiotic yet powerful skeleton brother of Rita Repulsa from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Shadowborg, the very evil Beetleborg from the Beetleborgs series, M. Bison, the power mad dictator from the Street Fighter series, the Joker, the homicidal and sadistic super villain from the DC Comics Universe, and Cato, the arrogant and undermining male tribute of District 2 from the Hunger Games series, all hanging around on one of the moldy and dusty office floors, no doubt waiting to make contact with the one known as Hydro Hog.)

Joker: (Swipes his finger on one of the dust covered computer desks) Ohhhh… Dusty.

Cato: You know you could have picked a better spot to meet this guy, Rito.

M. Bison: And draw unwanted attention to ourselves in a crowded area? Think clearly, Cato.

Shadowborg: Don’t bother Bison; his shampoo has messed up his brain cells completely.

Cato: (Slowly reaches for his broadsword) My hearing is still A1, so I don’t have to put up with you, bug boy.

Shadowborg: (Slowly reaches for his Shadow Laser) Nor can I, pretty boy.

Rito Revolto: Boys boys please, we’re here to meet up with a powerful force of evil, not going for each other’s throats. We can do that at after hours.

Joker: Funny, I thought being rude and cruel to your co-workers was in the job description.

M. Bison: It wasn’t.

Joker: Too bad, I’m sticking with it. I’m what you call a renegade employee; I get things done my way. (Chuckles evilly)

Cato: (Sighs) You sure this Hydro Man is gonna help us with our cause, Rito?

Rito Revolto: It’s Hydro Hog, Cato. And yes, he will. Rita and Zedd mentioned many times that he’s one of the best, so you can bet that he’ll smash the rangers to tiny pieces.

Shadowborg: How do you know? He could probably be some washed up hack.

M. Bison: Or worse, a has-been that lost his touch of reality.

Voice: Rest assured officer, I’m neither of those things.

All Baddies: Heh?!!

(Just then, the baddies all turned around and spotted a huge figure walking out of the shadows of the moldy office floor. He was a blue and green sea creature like alien wearing a genie style outfit and metal shoulder pads that resembled underwater mines. This was Hydro Hog, the very greedy main enemy of the Mighty Morphin Alien Rangers.)

Hydro Hog: In fact, you can call me the Emperor of the Dark Waters. Hahaha!! (Snorts)

Shadowborg, M. Bison, Joker and Cato: (Hesitated looks) Heh…

Rito Revolto: Ah, Hydro Hog. I’m so glad to finally meet you in person.

Hydro Hog: Right back at you, Rito. I’ve heard a lot of things about you and your motley crew. A lot of BAD things.

Joker: Good bad or bad bad?

Hydro Hog: A mixture of both.

M. Bison: Why are we not surprised?

Shadowborg: Because we’re on the losing side.

Rito Revolto: Not after today, Shadowborg. With our new pal Hydro Hog, the rangers will be crushed and we’ll all be back on Dad’s good side. You can make that happen, right?

Hydro Hog: Yeah… As long as I get my reward, that is.

Rito Revolto: And you will. This city’s entire water supply will be yours to chug away. All you gotta do is crush the Morrison Rangers.

Hydro Hog: Hmm, seems like a reasonable snap.

Rito Revolto: Hehe, perfect.

Cato: Mmm…

Hydro Hog: Heh?

Rito Revolto: Something wrong, Cato?

Cato: Still not convinced about him, Rito. He could be playing us.

Hydro Hog: So, a non-believer, huh? Okay blondy, try to hit me with your best shot.

Cato: (Pulls out his broadsword) Glad to, freak show. (Charges at Hydro Hog while readying his broadsword) Here it comes!!

(Like the deadly fighter that he is, Cato leaps towards Hydro Hog and strikes down his broadsword at the water sucking monster. But before his blade could make any contact with his body, Hydro Hog stops the weapon by grabbing it with his own two hands.)

Cato: What?!

Hydro Hog: (Powers up) Now here’s this.

(After Cato’s failed attack, Hydro Hog does his by unleashing a fully charged flamethrower beam from his mouth, sending Cato crashing into a pile of wrecked computer monitors on impact while sparks came bursting out of his body.)

Cato: YEOW!!

Shadowborg, M. Bison and Joker: Ohhhhh… Nasty!!

Hydro Hog: Let’s get to work, I’m already thirsty. (Snorts)

Rito Revolto: Hehe, right this way, good sir. Our targets await.

(End Monsters Exist)

******************** (Back at the Forks Historic Port) ********************

(Meanwhile, back at the Forks Historic Port, we now see the rangers, Ember, Kiki, Sophia, Tideus and Corcus having some ice cream at the ice cream cart, complete with Tideus munching on his Nestle Drumstick like crazy, much to everyone else’s overwhelming shock.)

Chris, Mark and Mike: (Overwhelmed looks while holding their ice cream cones) Heh…

Ember, Kiki and Sophia: (Sweat drops while holding their ice cream cones) Uhhhh…

Tideus: (Munching on his Drumstick) Mmmm!! So good, so good, oh so good!! Ahhhhh!! Yummm!!

Corcus: (Calmly licking his Popsicle Firecracker) Mmm… Tasty.

Mike: Man, you guys SURE do love ice cream.

Kiki: Though aren’t you worried about getting brain freeze if you eat too much?

Tideus: (Munching on his Drumstick) Nah, our body systems are vastly different from yours.

Ember and Sophia: Really?

Corcus: (Calmly licking his Popsicle Firecracker) Yes. Though we still need to be hydrated like regular humans, so that hasn’t changed.

Mark: Naturally. Water is important for all life forms.

Chris: And for you guys, it’s mandatory.

Tideus: (Finishes his Drumstick) Speaking of which… (Pulls out a water bottle)

Corcus: (Finishes his Popsicle Firecracker before pulling out a water bottle) Water time.

Both: (Drank their water bottles while their bodies glow yellow and black respectively) …

Mike, Ember, Kiki and Sophia: Wooow!!

Chris: Heh, trippy.

Mark: The wonders of Aquitians’ bodily functions at work.

Voice 1: Wonders?

Voice 2: (British Accent) More like totally screwed up.

All Heroes: Huh?!!

(Right on cue, Grant and Lance showed up from out of the blue and walked towards our somewhat surprised heroes just as Tideus and Corcus finished their water bottles.)

Kiki: Agents Ward and Hunter?

Corcus: Friends of yours?

Sophia: Not really.

Tideus: Figures, humans in business suits are usually bad news.

Ember: Can’t fault you on that logic.

Mike: What do you guys want?

Grant Ward: What else, making sure that your alien pals are more E.T. and less Mars Attack.

Mark: I assure you Agent Ward, Tideus and Corcus are on our side.

Chris: Plus, do they remotely look like blood hungry space invaders to you?

Lance Hunter: (British Accent) You never know Chris, life is full of nasty surprises.

Voice: Well in that case, here’s a REALLY nasty surprise for ya, pal!! (Snorts)

All Heroes: Huh?!!

(Background Music: The Flying Krock from Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy’s Kong Quest)

(Upon hearing the sound of the sinister snout, the heroes turned their heads and quickly spotted the deadly force of Rito, Hydro Hog, Shadowborg, M. Bison, the Joker and Cato all teleporting in front of them, complete with all the citizens in the area running and screaming at the sight of the monster super villains.)

Hydro Hog: (Pulls out his anchor axe) Ta-da!!

All Citizens: (Running and screaming) AHHHHHHHHH!!!

Chris, Mark, Mike, Ember, Kiki and Sophia: Uh-oh!!

Tideus and Corcus: (Serious looks) Hydro Hog.

Rito Revolto: Hello boys and girls, meet our new best friend/destroyer of all things decent, Hydro Hog!!

Joker: Be warned, he’ll actually “hog” you if you get too close. (Laughs evilly) Hahaha!!

Mark: (Serious look) Cute Joker, cute.

Joker: Oh bite me Mark, I thought it worked.

Hydro Hog: (Notices Tideus and Corcus) Hey Aquitians, long time no see. I didn’t know you were in Winnipeg too. This job just got EVEN better.

Corcus: Don’t get your hopes up, Hydro Hog.

Tideus: Your special job is gonna end pretty badly.

Hydro Hog: Right, and I supposed that you’re gonna make it so.

Tideus: Duh!

Corcus: Our mission is to stop you from causing destructive damage to this city and that’s exactly what we are going to do.

Mike: And luckily for them, they got back up.

Hydro Hog: Oh good, more human skulls to crush and smash.

Grant Ward: (Aims his Data Laser) Make that none, freak.

Lance Hunter: (British Accent, aims his Sonic Laser) I’m in the mood for roasted pork, are you?

Grant Ward: (Aims his Data Laser) Yep.

Hydro Hog: Sorry guys, I’m off the menu. (Powers up his hands) But I would like some refreshments instead!!

Grant and Lance: Huh?!!

Tideus and Corcus: (Gasped) Oh no!!

Kiki: Look out, guys!

(Before Grant and Lance could move a single muscle, Hydro Hog touches the two agents with his glowing hands and instantly starts to dehydrate them, complete with their skin turning all wrinkly and crusty.)

Grant and Lance: (Getting dehydrated) GAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhh…

Hydro Hog: (Dehydrating Grant and Lance) Ahhhhh!! That’s the spot!!

Tideus and Corcus: No!!

Chris, Mark and Mike: Holy crap!!

Ember, Kiki and Sophia: Yikes!!

Rito, Shadowborg, M. Bison, Joker and Cato: Wooooo!!

(After at least ten seconds of dehydration, Hydro Hog tosses the now wrinkled duo of Grant and Lance onto the ground.)

Grant and Lance: Gaggghhhhhhh…

Shadowborg: Impressive.

M. Bison: Most impressive.

Mark: Good god!

Sophia: What happened to them?!

Corcus: That was Hydro Hog’s Dehydrate Touch; he drained them of all their water in their bodies, thus making them weak.

Mike: For real?!

Tideus: (Nods sadly) When he tries to touch you, watch out.

Chris: Thanks for the tip; we’ll keep that in mind.

Hydro Hog: (Swings his anchor axe around) Well losers, care to take me down? I’m right here.

Mark: (Pulls out his Power Morpher) Glad to, you greedy warthog!

Kiki: Nobody turns our friends into human prunes!

Ember: (Readies her electric guitar) Even if they are extremely annoying at times.

Corcus: Prepare for defeat, Hydro Hog.

Tideus: You’re in for a world of pain now!

Hydro Hog: Says who?

Chris: (Pulls out his Power Morpher) Says us! Let’s do it, guys!

All Rangers: It’s Morphin Time!!

(End the Flying Krock)

(Background Music: Sewer from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers SNES)

(In a Mighty Morphin Power Rangers visual effect, a flash of rainbow lightning came crashing down onto the three rangers as they held out their Power Morphers.)

Mike: Mastodon!

(Mike morphs into the Black Morrison Ranger as he strikes a classic Mighty Morphin pose.)

Mark: Triceratops!

(Mark morphs into the Blue Morrison Ranger as he strikes a classic Mighty Morphin pose.)

Chris: Tyrannosaurus!

(Chris morphs into the Red Morrison Ranger as he strikes a classic Mighty Morphin pose. Now it was Tideus and Corcus’ turn to morph.)

Tideus and Corcus: It’s Morphin Time!!

(In a Mighty Morphin Alien Rangers visual effect, energized tubes filled with water surrounded the two Alien Rangers as they get ready to morph.)

Tideus: Yellow Aquitar Ranger Power!

(Tideus morphs into the Yellow Alien Ranger within the energized tube filled with water as he strikes a classic Mighty Morphin pose.)

Corcus: Black Aquitar Ranger Power!

(Corcus morphs into the Black Alien Ranger within the energized tube filled with water as he strikes a classic Mighty Morphin pose. Once the morphing scenes were done, the five rangers did their group pose in front of the baddies.)

All Rangers: (Posed) Power Rangers!!

All Baddies: Errrrggghh!!

Kiki and Sophia: Woo-Hoo!!

Ember: (Grins) The heat is on.

Hydro Hog: So, you’re wearing your spandex again. Is that supposed to scare me?

Chris: (Pulls out his Power Sword) You will be in a second.

Tideus: (Pulls out his Aquitian Saber) Get ready to be hogtied, you water guzzling jerk.

Rito Revolto: Not if we do that to you first, water boy. (Points his bone sword) Rip them apart, guys!!

All Baddies: (Charged at the heroes) RAAAAHHH!!

Mark: (Readies his Power Lance) Take them, guys!

All Heroes: (Charged at the baddies) HE-YAAA!!

(The first big battle was now on as we naturally get a montage of the heroes battling the Crossbones Gang and Hydro Hog in various ways, such as Chris clashing his Power Sword on M. Bison’s red glowing fists a dozen times, Mark deflecting the bullets being fired from Joker’s Intratec TEC-9 submachine gun with his Power Lance, Mike swinging his Power Axe at Cato while dodging most of the Hunger Games fighter’s deadly swings from his broadsword, Tideus and Corcus clashing their Aquitian Sabers on Hydro Hog’s anchor axe a dozen times while avoiding his Dehydrate Touch attacks with their quick speed, Ember and Kiki firing their ghost ecto beam and ice spell at Rito and Shadowborg respectively right before Sophia jumps towards the two baddies and twirl kicks them in the chins and so on. We then see the three ranger brothers trading punches and kicks with Bison, Joker and Cato in a rapid fashion.)

Chris, Mark and Mike: (Trading punches and kicks) Mmmm!!

M. Bison, Joker and Cato: (Trading punches and kicks) You’re good, but we’re better!!

Chris, Mark and Mike: (Trading punches and kicks) We’ll see, assholes!!

M. Bison, Joker and Cato: (Trading punches and kicks) Die!!

(While the ranger brothers were trading blows with their mortal enemies, we now cut over to Tideus and Corcus still clashing their Aquitian Sabers on Hydro Hog’s anchor axe a dozen times, along with kicking him a few times in his gut.)

Hydro Hog: (Clashing his anchor axe) Earrggh!!

Tideus: (Clashing his Aquitian Saber) You like that piggy, because we got more.

Corcus: (Clashing his Aquitian Saber) Surrender Hydro Hog, you can’t beat us.

Hydro Hog: (Clashing his anchor axe) Talk is cheap, Aquitian. Besides, you don’t have the guts to finish me.

Tideus: (Powers up his Aquitian Saber) Wanna bet?

Corcus: Wait Tideus, we need to-

Tideus: (Powers up his Aquitian Saber) I got this Corcus, don’t worry. (Turns to Hydro Hog) Take this!!

(With his Aquitian Saber all charged up, Tideus unleashes a yellow tornado blast straight at Hydro Hog. But like any super villain would do, he ducks for cover as the yellow tornado went over him and makes contact with Chris, Mark and Mike instead, blowing the three rangers to the ground on impact.)

All Rangers: YEOW!!

Ember, Kiki and Sophia: Guys!!

Rito, Shadowborg, M. Bison and Cato: Ha-Ha!!

Tideus: Oops!

Corcus: (Sighs) …

Hydro Hog: (Gets back up) Hey, not bad.

Joker: Yes, you’re quite handy with your tornado. Maybe you should work for us. (Chuckles evilly)

Corcus: Most unwise tactic, Tideus.

Tideus: Think you can do better?

Corcus: (Powers up his Aquitian Saber) Watch and learn, my fellow teammate. (Jump flips over to Hydro Hog and turns towards him) This ends now!

(With his Aquitian Saber all charged up, Corcus unleashes twin black thunderbolts straight at Hydro Hog. But much like with Tideus, he moves out of the way by teleporting to the other side just as black thunderbolts make contact with Ember, Kiki and Sophia instead, blasting the three girls to the ground while sparks came bursting out of their bodies.)

Ember, Kiki and Sophia: YEOW!!

All Rangers: Girls!!

Corcus: Oh shoot, no!

Hydro Hog: Ha, nice! (Snorts)

Cato: They’re making this fight way easier.

Shadowborg: And for that, we are thankful.

Tideus: Smooth Corcus, REAL smooth.

Corcus: Don’t start Tideus, it was an accident. We can still win this if we-

M. Bison: (Powers up) Your services are no longer required, Aquitians. Psycho Crusher!!

(Once he said the name of his attack, Bison charges his right hand with Psycho Power then surrounds himself with the dark purple energy while spiraling himself through the air towards Tideus and Corcus like a torpedo, knocking them down to the ground before the madman dictator pulls himself up into the air.)

Tideus and Corcus: OFFHH!!

Joker: Strike!

Rito Revolto: Haha!! I love it, this is almost too good to be good! Hehehe!!

Chris: Ergghh… This isn’t our day.

Ember: Right, the guest stars are acting like little kids.

Kiki: I thought they worked very well together.

Mike: So did we, but things can change, for better…

Sophia: Or for worse. (Gulps)

Mark: Focus guys, we need a new battle plan-

Hydro Hog: (Charges at the heroes) No more battle plans for you, pal!

All Heroes: Yikes!!

(Before the heroes had any time to move, Hydro Hog jumps into the air and body slams Chris, Mark and Mike to the grassy ground, followed by triple slashing Ember, Kiki and Sophia with his anchor axe, all of which causes the heroes to burst out a ton of sparks from their bodies, along with forcing the three rangers to de-morph back into their normal selves.)

All Heroes: AGH!!

Hydro Hog: You know, all this brawling is making me very thirsty… (Powers up) Time for a refill!!

Chris, Mark and Mike: Ah crap!!

Ember, Kiki and Sophia: Move!!

(It was already too late for the heroes as Hydro Hog performs his Dehydrate Touch attack by grabbing them all by their shoulders with his glowing hands, resulting in their skin to wrinkle up in mere seconds due to dehydration.)

All Heroes: (Getting drained) GAHHHHHH!!

Tideus and Corcus: NO!!

Grant and Lance: Agghhhhhh…

All Baddies: OHHHH!!

Hydro Hog: (Dehydrating the heroes) Ahhhhh!! Water is power!!

(After ten seconds of dehydration, Hydro Hog tosses the now very wrinkled and weak heroes towards the equally very wrinkled and weak duo of Grant and Lance.)

All Heroes: Gaggghghhhhagghh…

Tideus and Corcus: No…

Hydro Hog: (Brushes his hands together) Done and done.

Shadowborg and Joker: Wooooow!!

M. Bison: Outstanding!

Rito Revolto: Ahhhhh… Please tell me somebody was recording that.

Cato: (Holds up a video camera) Got it.

Rito Revolto: Hehe, excellent work, Cato! This FOR SURE is gonna make Dad very happy!

Hydro Hog: (Turns to Tideus and Corcus while cracking his knuckles) It’s your turn, Aquitians.

Tideus and Corcus: Ehhhh…

Shadowborg: Leave them Hydro Hog; their bickering has cost them the lives of the rangers and their friends.

M. Bison: In short, they’ve been scarred for life.

Hydro Hog: Heh, good point. But I’m still thirsty.

Joker: We’ll have some cold drinks for ya. Our treat.

Hydro Hog: Cold drinks? Sold!

Rito Revolto: Hehe, I knew you couldn’t resist. Come on boys, it’s drinking time!

All Baddies: Aye aye!!

(With that said, the Crossbones Gang and Hydro Hog all teleported back to their secret lair, leaving the dehydrated heroes and the shocked Alien Rangers all by themselves, thus ending the first battle of this episode on a sour note.)

(End Sewers)

Chris, Mark and Mike: Gagghhhhhh…

Ember, Kiki and Sophia: Aggghhhhh…

Grant and Lance: Waaaaaaaaa…

Tideus: Ah man…

Corcus: What have we done?

Voice: A very valid question, Corcus.

Tideus and Corcus: Huh?

(Background Music: Liquidator's Sewer from Darkwing Duck NES)

(Upon hearing that voice, Tideus and Corcus turned their heads up and spotted the other three members of the Mighty Morphin Alien Rangers standing in front of them. Said other three members were the wise and stern team leader Delphine, the always heroic Aurico and the calm technological genius Cestro.)

Delphine: Especially with all the damages that we see.

Tideus: Delphine!

Corcus: Aurico!

Both: Cestro!!

Aurico: Hello to you too, guys.

Cestro: Sorry for the delay, we would have been here sooner, but we had to rehydrate at a water fountain once we had arrived.

Tideus: We’d figured.

All Heroes: Agggghhaaah…

Delphine: What happened here?

Corcus: This was all Hydro Hog’s doing. The reports were true, he’s here in Winnipeg.

Tideus: He’s working with Rito Revolto and his band of crooks.

Corcus: We tried to stop them, but Tideus’ constant goofing cost us the battle and-

Tideus: Me? You’re the one who blasted the rangers’ loved ones with your thunderbolts.

Corcus: And you’re the one that blew the rangers away with your tornado.

Tideus: It was an accident.

Corcus: You still did it.

Tideus: Why you-

Delphine: That’s enough!

Tideus and Corcus: …

Delphine: I’m not interested in who started it, what’s important is getting the rangers and their friends proper medical attention.

Cestro: (Checking the rangers’ pulses) Then we better hurry Delphine, their current conditions are almost at terminal lows.

Aurico: Thankfully, Ninjor is currently spending his time at their house. He may have the spells that we need.

Delphine: Then let us proceed. We must save them and all of Winnipeg before it’s too late. Move out.

All Alien Rangers: Right!!

(To make a long story short, the Alien Rangers all picked up the dehydrated heroes’ bodies and started carrying them back to the Morrison Rangers’ house for proper medical treatment. As they carried them away, the citizens were all watching the Alien Rangers with confused and worried looks, especially towards Tideus and Corcus.)

All Citizens: I don’t believe it! Oh man! This is horrible! The Morrison Rangers are down! What was up with Tideus and Corcus? They’re not Power Ranger at all! They were acting like assholes to each other! Not cool, man! They stink!

Tideus and Corcus: (Sighed while carrying the heroes’ bodies) Ehhhhhh…

(End Liquidator's Sewer)

(We soon go to commercial.)

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(Background Music: Game Over from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie SNES)

(Before we go to commercial, we see a picture of all fourteen rangers doing one of their classic team poses in a city like setting.)

The Morrison Rangers

Narrator: (Peter Cullen) The Morrison Rangers will return, right after this!

(End Game Over)

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