The Aquitian Splash 2-3

The Aquitian Splash
By Donald Morrison

(The show returned from its commercial.)

******************** (Back to the Show) ********************

(Background Music: Game Over from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie SNES)

(As we returned from our commercial, we see a picture of the Megazord, the Dragonzord, the White Tigerzord, the Defender Torozord, the Max Solarzord, the Red Battlezord, the Warrior Wheel, the Red Dragon Thunderzord, the Blue Super Zeo Zord and the Mega Winger doing their battle poses together in a mountain like setting.)

The Morrison Rangers

Narrator: (Peter Cullen) And now, back to the Morrison Rangers!

(End Game Over)

******************** (End Back to the Show) ********************

(Background Music: Aquas from Star Fox 64)

(Returning to the show, we now cut over to the medical room at the Morrison Rangers’ house, where we see the dehydrated group of Chris, Mark, Mike, Ember, Kiki, Sophia, Grant and Lance all resting on separate beds while the Alien Rangers (Delphine, Aurico, Cestro, Tideus and Corcus) were watching them. Also in the room was the rangers’ mentor, the silly but still very powerful blue ninja Ninjor, who was quite stunned to see the heroes all wrinkled up thanks to Hydro Hog’s Dehydrate Touch attack.)

All Heroes: (Resting on beds while moaning) Eggghhhhh…

Tideus and Corcus: (Worried looks) Mmmm…

Ninjor: Oh my, this is very troublesome. I haven’t seen this much dire sickness since… Well, ever, to be honest.

Aurico: But can they be saved, Ninjor?

Ninjor: They can Aurico, but this might take a few hours.

Delphine: Forgive me Ninjor, but we do not have a few hours. Hydro Hog could strike again at any moment.

Ninjor: I may have something for them, Delphine. Don’t worry; we’ll stop that nasty pig and his new cohorts before they could do more damage.

Tideus: Can’t we just give them some water?

Corcus: Perhaps they need eight glasses to regain their strength.

Cestro: Negative, they require far more than eight glasses of water for full rehydration.

Tideus: Sixteen glasses then?

Cestro: Even more than that. By my calculations, it would take three months for them to be fully rehydrated if we gave them glasses of water each day.

Tideus: Heh… That bites.

Corcus: What can we do? There must be another alternative that we can use to save them.

Ninjor: Well like I said, I may have a healing spell that could restore them, but the process might take an half an hour at best.

Cestro: Proceed then, Ninjor.

Delphine: As for the rest of us, we’ll patrol the city to find Hydro Hog and the other villains.

Tideus: Great, then let’s get going-

Delphine: You and Corcus will stay here and protect the rangers and their friends, Tideus.

Tideus: What?

Corcus: Delphine, you can’t be serious.

Delphine: I am, Corcus. With you and Tideus not acting like true teammates, I can’t risk another failed mission, especially when we’re facing someone like Hydro Hog.

Aurico: Don’t worry about us though, we’re well prepared for him and his evil pals.

Tideus and Corcus: (Pointing their fingers at each other) But it was his-

Delphine: (Leans a bit towards Tideus and Corcus) …

Tideus and Corcus: (Sighed) Yes, Delphine.

Delphine: We’ll discuss this later, you two. Aurico and Cestro, let’s go on patrol. We’ll start at the downtown area.

Aurico and Cestro: Yes, Delphine!!

(And with that said, Delphine, Aurico and Cestro rushed out of the medical room and began their patrol for any signs of Hydro Hog and the Crossbones Gang, leaving the now depressed duo of Tideus and Corcus by themselves with Ninjor and the dehydrated heroes.)

Tideus: Nice going, honorable one.

Corcus: Shut up, clown.

Ninjor: Poor Tideus and Corcus, but for now… (Turns to the heroes) I have work to do. (Starts casting his healing spell on the heroes)

All Heroes: (Resting on beds while moaning) Eghhhhh…

(End Aquas)

******************** (Meanwhile) ********************

(While the heroes were busy with their respective tasks, we cut over to the Crossbones Gang’s small castle like fortress lair on the Moon, which was located just a few miles away from Rita Repulsa’s Moon Palace, as well as the old ruins of the Moon Kingdom. Inside, we see the five super villains having their cold drinks with Hydro Hog in the main throne room after dehydrating the rangers and their heroic friends in the first act.)

All Baddies: (Drinking while laughing) Hahahaha!!

Rito Revolto: Bravo boys, bravo! Three rangers down, eleven more to go!

Joker: And five heroic friends/loved ones down, a bajillion more to go. (Chuckles evilly)

M. Bison: They’ll be sucked dry now that we have our secret weapon.

Rito Revolto: And when we do that, our life long mission will be complete.

Cato: Yeah, we’ll suck them all, right Hydro Hog?

Hydro Hog: (Looks at his cold drink) Mmmm…

Shadowborg: Something wrong, sir?

Cato: Don’t tell me you’re full already.

Hydro Hog: I never get full, my stomach is endless.

Rito Revolto: Then why aren’t you drinking like the rest of us?

Hydro Hog: Let’s just say I’m in the mood for something else.

M. Bison: Such as?

Hydro Hog: Oh, how about… The waters of Winnipeg. Seriously, where’s my reward for taking care of your ranger problem?

Rito Revolto: Like I said, you’ve still got eleven more to go, as well as all of their friends and allies.

Hydro Hog: So what, I don’t get my reward until I get them all?

Cato: Pretty much.

M. Bison: Don’t worry about your treat. With your destructive powers, you’ll be done in no time.

Joker: Plus, watching the heroes being turned into living prunes will be lots of fun.

Rito Revolto: So what do you say partner, will you continue to help us win or not?

Hydro Hog: Hmm, how do I put this in simpler words? Oh, I know.

(Background Music: Water World from Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble)

(Much to the surprise of the Crossbones Gang, Hydro Hog flips the table over with his strength right before slamming his anchor axe on the now upside down table to make his point clear that he was angry.)

All Baddies: Whhaaa!!

Hydro Hog: I’m not doing jack until I get my water, you hear me!!

Rito Revolto: Hey hey hey, calm down, calm down! Look, maybe we can talk this over-

Hydro Hog: No deal Rito, I want my reward!

Shadowborg: (Aims his Shadow Laser) Not with that furious attitude.

M. Bison: (Powers up) Do you seriously want to start a pointless brawl with us, especially after we successfully took out most of enemies just an hour ago?

Hydro Hog: If I’m being jibbed by five powerless hacks, then yes!

Joker: (Aims his Colt M1911A1 pistol) You did NOT want to say that, fat boy.

Cato: (Readies his broadsword) Gut him, guys!

Hydro Hog: (Powers up) Fools!!

(Before any of the baddies could strike, Hydro Hog unleashes his flamethrower beam from his mouth right at them, blasting Shadowborg, Bison, Joker and Cato to the ground while leaving Rito as the last one standing.)

Shadowborg, M. Bison, Joker and Cato: GAHHH!!

Rito Revolto: Guys!

Hydro Hog: (Teleports in front of Rito) Last warning, Rito. I don’t care if you’re the son of Master Vile or the brother of Rita, I can make you even dryer than a bone with a simple touch. I want my water and I want it NOW!!!

Rito Revolto: Okay okay okay, alright already, you’ll get your water right away!! Just stop hurting us!!

Hydro Hog: Promise?

Rito Revolto: Promise!!

Hydro Hog: (Teleports to the far end of the room) That’s all I needed to hear. Get dressed. Oh and by the way, buy some new drinks. Coors Light isn’t cutting it. (Walks off)

Shadowborg, M. Bison, Joker and Cato: (Get back up) Egghhhhh…

Joker: (Brushes the dirt off his suit) Bacon breath.

Cato: I REALLY hate him.

M. Bison: You’re not the only one, Cato.

Rito Revolto: Just play along, guys. We still need him for our plans.

Shadowborg: And when we’re finally done with said plans?

Rito Revolto: We’ll roast him.

Shadowborg: We’d better. Rude business partners are simply the worst.

(End Water World)

******************** (Back at the Home of the Morrison Rangers) ********************

(Meanwhile, back at the home of the Morrison Rangers, Ninjor was still casting his healing spell on the dehydrated heroes while Tideus and Corcus were now sitting around and doing nothing.)

All Heroes: (Resting on beds while moaning) Eggghhhhh…

Ninjor: (Casting his healing spell on the heroes) That’s it my friends, just rest. You will all be better very soon… I hope.

Tideus: (Making popping sounds) …

Corcus: (Taping his finger on the table) …

Tideus: (Making popping sounds) …

Corcus: (Taping his finger on the table) …

Tideus: (Making popping sounds) …

Corcus: (Taping his finger on the table) …

Tideus: (Making popping sounds) …

Corcus: (Gets up from his chair in a furious manner) Oh, quit it with that popping already, it’s driving me crazy!

Ninjor: (Stops casting his healing spell) Wha!

Tideus: Hey, I’m bored, alright. I need something to pass the time.

Corcus: Well you wouldn’t be doing that if you hadn’t goofed up during the fight.

Tideus: (Gets up from his chair) I goofed up? Funny, I recall you goofed up as well.

Corcus: Well at least I was fighting like a proper ranger, unlike you.

Tideus: I’m more ranger-worthy than you.

Corcus: I don’t see it.

Tideus: You will after this!

(Soon enough, Tidues tackles Corcus to the floor and the two started rumbling and tumbling with each other on said floor like small grade school children. Naturally, Ninjor wasn’t enjoying seeing two legendary rangers beating each other up on the floors of the Morrison Rangers’ own home.)

Tideus and Corcus: (Rumbling and tumbling) Errrgghhh!!

Ninjor: Tideus! Corcus! Please, this is highly inappropriate!

Tideus and Corcus: (Rumbling and tumbling) Ghghrrrrr!!

Ninjor: There are sick heroes in here! There should be no fighting!

Tideus and Corcus: (Rumbling and tumbling) You suck! No, you suck! You’re gonna pay! Bring it on! GAHHH!!

Ninjor: I said… (Powers up before he slams his glowing left foot down) STOP!!!

Tideus and Corcus: Huh?!!

(Background Music: This Is What Matters by Brian Tyler)

(With one powerful foot slam to the floor, Ninjor sends out a glowing blue energy field straight at Tideus and Corcus, which made the two Alien Rangers stand up before placing them back on their chairs.)

Tideus and Corcus: Whoa!!

Ninjor: This has gone on far enough. I can’t cast my spells with all this bickering and roughhousing going on. This is exactly the reason why Delphine left you two out of the action; you’re acting like small children instead of actual rangers.

Tideus and Corcus: But it was his-

Ninjor: It wasn’t either of you, it was both of you. Just look at yourselves, REALLY look at yourselves. Would the old Tideus be acting like a broey moron? Would the old Corcus be acting like a snickering smart aleck? No, they would be focusing on the tasks at hand and saving innocent lives from certain doom, like these poor souls. (Points to the still dehydrated heroes)

All Heroes: (Resting on beds while moaning) Eggghhhhh…

Tideus: (Worried look) Ah man…

Corcus: (Worried look) But I thought you said that your healing spell would save them.

Ninjor: I did, but I also said it would take at least half an hour. My magic isn’t exactly deus ex machina as you may think. Sure my magic can handle fixing broken armor and freeing people trapped in playing cards, but when it comes to life and death situations, that’s an entirely different story. I can’t prevent people from dying. I may be an all powerful being, but I’m not a god.

Tideus and Corcus: (Worried looks) Mmmm…

Ninjor: So you see, this isn’t the time for petty arguments or crashing throwdowns, lives are at stake. Not just the rangers and their friends’ lives, but many other lives. I’m counting on you both Tideus and Corcus, do what you did before when you and your fellow teammates protected the Earth from Lord Zedd and Rita decades ago. In other words, save them.

Tideus and Corcus: … (Looked at each other with hopeful looks)

Corcus: You were always the funny one, Tideus.

Tideus: And you were always the cool one, Corcus.

Corcus: Yes. Shall we put away our differences and do our job… Partner?

Tideus: You bet we will… Partner.

Both: (Bro fisted each other before they turned to Ninjor) We’ll do it.

Ninjor: Excellent. I think you know what must be done.

Corcus: We do.

Tideus: Give us a few minutes, we’ll be right back.

(Once their partnership was restored, Tideus and Corcus transformed themselves into living energy before they teleported away to parts unknown, leaving Ninjor by himself with the still dehydrated heroes.)

Ninjor: Good luck, Aquitians. May the Power protect you both, always. (Turns to the heroes) And now, back to work. (Starts casting his healing spell on the heroes) Hang on my friends, just hang on.

All Heroes: (Resting on beds while moaning) Eggghhhhh…

(End This Is What Matters)

******************** (Meanwhile) ********************

(Background Music: Crocodile Cacophony from Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy’s Kong Quest)

(As Ninjor continues to cast his healing spell on the heroes, we cut over to the Forks Historic Port as we now see the Crossbones Gang and Hydro Hog attacking the area once again, complete with all the citizens running and screaming for their lives while the six super villains were walking towards the port itself.)

All Citizens: (Running and screaming) AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Joker: Make way, people!

Cato: Coming through!

Rito Revolto: (Stops at the port) Here we are Hydro Hog, the Red River and all of its watery glory.

Hydro Hog: (Spots the Red River) Ahhhhh… Beautiful, and it’s all mine. Hahahahaha!! (Snorts)

Shadowborg: Just drink it.

Hydro Hog: Ah come on guys, can’t I gloat like a professional super villain?

M. Bison: Spare us from your annoying attempts at gloating, sir. We are just here for you to get your reward. Nothing more, nothing less.

Hydro Hog: Heh, feeling grumpy are we?

M. Bison: You have no idea.

Rito Revolto: The river’s all yours, dude. Go nuts.

Hydro Hog: Don’t mind if I do, Rito!

(Without much delay, Hydro Hog begins to drink the entire Red River by sucking all the water through his mouth like a vacuum cleaner, complete with the water levels going down slowly but surely.)

Hydro Hog: (Sucking the Red River) ORAHHHHHHHH!!!

Rito, Shadowborg and M. Bison: Heh…

Cato: Okay, that’s sort of pretty neat.

Joker: Sort of being the keywords here.

Rito Revolto: Let him drink, boys. Once we’re done here, we’ll go after the other rangers and all of their friends.

M. Bison: Here’s hoping he doesn’t ask for seconds.

Voice 1: He won’t. In fact, his drink party ends now.

All Baddies: HUH?!!

Voice 2: Move in!

(From out of nowhere, the heroic trio of Delphine, Aurico and Cestro jumped down to the ground and quickly fired their blue liquid-like wind blasts at the Crossbones Gang and Hydro Hog, blowing them all down while also stopping Hydro Hog from sucking all the river water.)

All Baddies: YAGGGHHH!!!

Aurico: Bull’s eye!

Cestro: Yes, but it’s not over just yet, so stay alert.

Shadowborg and Cato: (Got back up) Eghhhh… What the hell?!

Hydro Hog: (Gets back up) Ghhaaaa… Oh goody, more Aquitians.

Delphine: Not just Aquitians, the same ones that brought you down decades ago.

Hydro Hog: Goody goody.

Joker: Say now, where’s the other squishy brain heads?

Aurico: Them? Well they’re, uh…

Cestro: They’re out of action, for the time being.

Shadowborg: In other words, they’re suspended.

Cato: Heh, total losers.

Delphine: Don’t mock Tideus or Corcus. They may have some rough edges, but they’re still some of the best rangers out there, as well as great friends.

M. Bison: Are you certain about that?

Delphine: Very. I may not show it all the time, but I believe in them, one hundred percent. They are true Power Rangers.

Joker: Touching.

Rito Revolto: (Readies his bone sword) Too bad you won't tell them how you really feel.

Hydro Hog: Leave them to me, Rito. They’re my personal enemies.

Rito Revolto: (Puts away his bone sword) Alrighty. Drain them, Hydro Hog.

Hydro Hog: (Readies his anchor axe) Oh I’ll not only drain them, I’ll squish them too!! HAHAHA!! (Snorts)

Aurico: Don’t count on it, Hydro Hog.

Cestro: We’ve beat you before and we can recreate our victory.

Hydro Hog: (Swings his anchor axe) Joy. Now let’s get it on!!

Delphine: As you wish, you underwater swine. Aquitian Rangers, forward!!

All Alien Rangers: (Charged at Hydro Hog) HE-YAAA!!

Hydro Hog: (Charges at the Alien Rangers) Let’s party, assholes!!

(And the Alien Rangers’ battle with Hydro Hog was on as we now see Delphine, Aurico and Cestro trading punches and kicks with the aqua fiend while dodging his deadly swing attacks from his anchor axe.)

Delphine, Aurico and Cestro: (Trading punches and kicks) HAAA!!

Hydro Hog: (Swinging his anchor axe around) Get back you aqua freaks, GET BACK!!

Aurico: (Trading punches and kicks) No way!

Cestro: (Trading punches and kicks) Unless you surrender peacefully to us.

Hydro Hog: (Swinging his anchor axe around) Hell no, freak!

Delphine: (Trading punches and kicks) Then prepare for a total defeat, Hydro Hog.

Hydro Hog: Yeah… (Powers up his now glowing hands) For you!!

Aurico and Cestro: Uh-oh!!

Delphine: Scatter, now!

(Not wanting to be affected by Hydro Hog’s Dehydrate Touch attack, Delphine, Aurico and Cestro jumped back a few feet from the fat but very powerful alien foe. But this was actually a trick as Hydro Hog unleashes his flamethrower attack from his mouth right at the three Alien Rangers, blasting them down to the ground while sparks came bursting out of their chests.)

Delphine, Aurico and Cestro: YEOWW!!

Hydro Hog: Fooled you!! HAHAHA!! (Snorts)

Aurico and Cestro: (Got back up) Mmmmm…

Delphine: (Gets back up) Hrhhh… Still playing dirty, I see.

Hydro Hog: You know it, sweetheart! And I’ve got a lot more tricks for ya, like so!! (Swings his anchor axe at the Alien Rangers) RAHHHH!!

Delphine, Aurico and Cestro: (Started dodging the swing attacks) WHOAAAA!!

Hydro Hog: (Swinging his anchor axe around) HAHAHAHA!! In a couple of minutes, I’m gonna squish you all!! And then, all of this city’s water will be mine!! HAHAHAHA!! (Snorts)

Shadowborg and Joker: Heh…

M. Bison: Macho blowhard.

Rito Revolto: Yeah. But tell me you’re recording all of this, Cato.

Cato: (Recoding the fight on his video camera) Yep, up close and personal like always.

Rito Revolto: Perfect, just a little extra for Dad. Regardless of Hydro Hog’s douchiness, he’s gonna give us the break we’ve been looking for.

Shadowborg: See that he does. If not… (Extends his Shadow Claw) It’s pork rinds for everyone.

(End Crocodile Cacophony)

******************** (Back at the Home of the Morrison Rangers) ********************

(Background Music: The Search by Basil Poledouris)

(Meanwhile, back at the home of the Morrison Rangers, Ninjor was still casting his healing spell on the dehydrated heroes, though with little success as the rangers and their friends were still looking like living prunes.)

All Heroes: (Resting on beds while moaning) Eggghhhhh…

Ninjor: (Casting his healing spell on the heroes) Come on, come on…

All Heroes: (Resting on beds while moaning) Eggghhhhh…

Ninjor: (Casting his healing spell on the heroes) I know my friends, I know. I’m doing the best I can, but again, my magic doesn’t cure stuff like this so quickly.

All Heroes: (Resting on beds while moaning) Eggghhhhh…

Ninjor: (Casting his healing spell on the heroes) Yes, I’m fully aware. Have no fear though my friends, the right kind of cure is coming.

Voice 1: And it’s already here.

Voice 2: Stand by.

Ninjor: Hmm?

(Just as Ninjor was casting his healing spell on the dehydrated heroes, Tideus and Corcus made their big return as they teleported into the medical room in their respective energy forms before they transformed back into their regular forms. Once they were fully formed, we see that Tideus was holding a red water jar in his hands.)

Ninjor: Tideus, Corcus, you have returned.

Corcus: And just in time too.

Tideus: We have brought the right kind of cure that we need to save our friends.

Ninjor: You mean?

Tideus: (Nods while holding up the red water jar) Yep, pure Aquitian water.

Corcus: Fresh from the Eternal Falls of Aquitar, and just enough to undo the damage.

Ninjor: Ah, outstanding. Now… (Tideus hands him the red water jar before he turns to the heroes) Let us return life to our friends in dire need.

All Heroes: (Slowly got up from their beds) Huhhhhhh…

Ninjor: (Pours the Aquitian water into various glasses) Drink my friends, there’s plenty for everyone.

(With no time to lose, the eight dehydrated heroes all grabbed the glasses filled with the Aquitian water and drank them slow and steady until the last very last drop.)

All Heroes: (Drinking their glasses of Aquitian water) Gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp…

Tideus: Three…

Corcus: Two…

Ninjor: One…

All 3: Now.

All Heroes: (Skin started glowing brightly) Ahhhhhhhhh!!!

(As soon as their skin started glowing brightly, the heroes were being fully rehydrated as the old and wrinkly skin was changing back to the heroes’ young and smooth skin. And after at least twenty seconds of rehydration, the heroes were restored back to their normal selves, much to the delight of Ninjor, Tideus and Corcus.)

All Heroes: WHOA!!

Corcus: (Smiles) It is done.

Tideus: (Smiles) They’re back.

Ninjor: Huzzah!

Chris, Mark and Mike: Woooow!!

Ember, Kiki and Sophia: Ohhhhhh!!

Grant and Lance: Ahhhhh… (Looked at their hands and skin) Yay, we’re pasty again!!

Sophia: And thank goodness for that, I wouldn’t able to last another day all pruney and crackey.

Mike: You and me both, Sophia.

Ember: Though I wanna know is, what was that stuff?

Corcus: Aquitian water from the Eternal Falls, Ember.

Ember: Eternal Falls?

Corcus: The mystical source of water that keeps our people young and healthy, an actual Fountain of Youth if you will.

Ember: Heh, cool.

Chris: Isn’t that the same water you used to help Billy when he was having old man problems?

Tideus: Pretty much, though we brought enough to make sure that it does the trick.

Ninjor: And thankfully, it has.

Kiki: Alright.

Mark: Thank you very much, Tideus and Corcus.

Lance Hunter: (British Accent) I gotta say, for a bunch of water breathers, you sure know what to do when the chips are down. I like that.

Corcus: Our pleasure, Agent Hunter.

Tideus: Just doing our job.

Mark: (Smiles) And for that, we are grateful.

Chris: Alrighty, who’s up for lot of payback?

Grant Ward: (Pulls out his Data Laser) Do you even have to ask?

Chris: Just making sure.

Corcus: We all are, Chris. Hydro Hog and his new friends are about to be flushed away.

Tideus: And I think I know where they’re currently at.

Kiki: Then lead the way, Tideus.

Mike: It’s time to roast a big porker!

Ninjor: Hold the barbeque sauce!

Ember: Hehe, let’s ride!

All Heroes: Go Morrison Machine!!

(And with that battle cry said, the heroes all rushed out of the medical room and headed out to fight Hydro Hog and the Crossbones Gang on the city streets, with Tideus and Corcus leading the charge, showing more of their determined attitude as rangers.)

(End the Search)

******************** (Back at the Forks Historic Port) ********************

(Background Music: Welcome to Crocodile Isle from Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy’s Kong Quest)

(Meanwhile, back at the Forks Historic Port, Delphine, Aurico and Cestro were now having a much harder time with Hydro Hog as we see the three Alien Rangers pretty much getting smacked and slashed by the water guzzling monster’s anchor axe while Rito, Shadowborg, Bison, Joker and Cato just standing around and watching the beat down, with Cato recoding said beat down on the video camera.)

Delphine, Aurico and Cestro: (Getting smacked and slashed by Hydro Hog) Oggggfhhh!!

Hydro Hog: (Smacking and slashing the Alien Rangers) HAHAHAHA!! (Snorts)

Joker: Wow, he really is hogging all the action for himself.

M. Bison: Joker that was horrible and you know it.

Joker: What, he’s not giving me any material to work with.

M. Bison: You could have at least tried to come up with something marginally better.

Joker: Meh, it’s not worth it.

Cato: (Recording the fight on the video camera) Do we really have to get all of this on film, Rito? This fight is getting a bit one sided.

Rito Revolto: All of it, Cato. I want Dad to see our new friend in action.

Shadowborg: And if he gets bored by all of this?

Rito Revolto: We’ll edit the footage. You can do so much wonderful things with today’s video editing software. Hehehehe.

Hydro Hog: (Smacking and slashing the Alien Rangers) Come on Aquitians, give me a real fight! What’s the matter, don’t have the guts?!

Delphine: Eghhhh… Your insults won’t do you any favors, Hydro Hog.

Cestro: Sooner or later, the tides will turn.

Aurico: And when they do, you’re finished. We’re gonna make sure of that.

Hydro Hog: Tough words, Aquitians. But as we all know, talk is cheap.

Delphine: Not this time. So go on, show us your ultimate power.

Aurico: We double dare you.

Cestro: Make that a triple dare.

Hydro Hog: Triple dare? Okay… (Powers up his anchor axe) HERE YOU GO, FREAKS!!!

Delphine, Aurico and Cestro: Huh?!!

(With his anchor axe at full power, Hydro Hog whacks Delphine, Aurico and Cestro in their faces with his powered up weapon six times right before he unleashes another one of his flamethrower blasts from his mouth right at the three Alien Rangers, blasting them a few feet back while more sparks came bursting out of their bodies. But he wasn’t done with them just yet for he teleports behind their backs and once again smacks them all around with his powered up anchor axe six more times. After the sixth smack, he teleports right in front of them and simply boots them down to the ground in less than five seconds.)

Delphine, Aurico and Cestro: OFFHH!!

All Baddies: Wooo!!

Hydro Hog: (Points his anchor axe at Cestro’s face) There’s your triple dare, Aquitian. Hope you’re very happy. (Snorts)

Cestro: Egghhhh… Not exactly what I had in mind.

Hydro Hog: Tough! (Snorts)

Cato: (Recording the fight on the video camera) Okay, now THAT was pretty badass.

Joker: I’ll say. For a husky fellow, he’s a speedy gorilla.

Shadowborg: Now if he could only change his insufferable persona, he’ll be a proper super villain like us.

M. Bison: Don’t get your hopes up; he’ll remain the same.

Shadowborg: Wasn’t even going to.

Rito Revolto: Bravo Hydro Hog, bravo. They don’t call you the Emperor of the Dark Waters for nothing.

Hydro Hog: Thanks, Rito. Though all this fighting has made me thirsty again, so… May I?

Rito Revolto: Go right ahead, they’re all yours.

Hydro Hog: Sweet! (Turns to the Alien Rangers) Hehehehe…

Delphine, Aurico and Cestro: (Slowly got back up) Hrhhhh…

Hydro Hog: You know what time it is, Aquitians? I’ll give you five seconds- Time’s up… (Powers up his now glowing hands) It’s happy hour!!

Delphine: You wouldn’t!

Hydro Hog: You damn right I would, sweetie! (Raises his glowing hands while walking towards the Alien Rangers) Say good bye to all your precious water, Aquitians!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (Snorts)

(Just when all hope seemed lost for Delphine, Aurico and Cestro, help soon arrived in the form of a couple of colorful energy beams that made contact Hydro Hog and the Crossbones Gang, blasting them all down to the ground while sparks came bursting out of their now damaged bodies, along with Cato’s video camera smashing into huge broken chunks on impact.)

Hydro Hog and All Baddies: YAAAAAAAAGGHHHH!!!

Delphine, Aurico and Cestro: Ohhhhh!!

Cato: Egggh… (Sees the now destroyed video camera) The camera, it’s ruined!

Rito Revolto: Ah crap, not again!

Hydro Hog: (Gets back up) Agghhhh… Who did that?!!

Tideus’s Voice: Take a WILD guess, pork chop.

Hydro Hog: What?!!

(Right on cue, the baddies turned their heads and quickly spotted the other heroes driving towards them in their respective battle vehicles, with Chris and Ember riding on Chris’s Shark Cycle, Mark and Kiki riding on Mark’s Shark Cycle, Mike and Sophia riding on Mike’s Shark Cycle, Ninjor riding on his magic flying cloud and Tideus, Corcus, Grant and Lance driving in the rangers’ 1993 Jeep Wagoneer. Once they were in range, they stopped their vehicles in front of the now shocked baddies.)

All Baddies: WHAAA!!

Lance Hunter: (British Accent) Surprise, jerks!

(End Welcome to Crocodile Isle)

Delphine: Tideus, Corcus, you saved us.

Tideus: Of course we did, Delphine.

Corcus: It’s what all great teammates do.

Delphine: (Nods while she smiles) Very correct, Corcus.

Aurico: (Smiles) Awesome.

Cestro: (Smiles) Now the tides have turned.

Rito, Shadowborg and M. Bison: Nooo…

Ember: That’s right guys, we’re back.

Mark: Fully rehydrated.

Sophia: And ready to kick your ugly butts.

Ninjor: And then some. (Chuckles)

Hydro Hog: You gotta be freakin kidding me! I drained all the water out of your bodies! There’s no way you could have rehydrated so quickly!

Tideus: Perhaps, but when you bring back a jar filled with fresh Aquitian water from the Eternal Falls, anything is possible.

Corcus: And we do mean anything.

Hydro Hog: Grrrrr!!

Delphine: Ah, a perfect solution, Tideus and Corcus.

Cestro: And pretty ingenious too. What better way to save lives than using the mystic waters from our home planet.

Aurico: We’re so glad to have you two on our team.

Tideus: Thanks, Aurico.

Corcus: You’re a great friend.

Aurico: Anytime, guys.

Chris: Alrighty, shall we focus our attention on these creeps?

Grant Ward: (Aims his Data Laser) Did you really have to ask?

Chris: (Smirks) Again, just checking.

Hydro Hog: Grrrrrr…

Mike: What’s the matter Hydro Hog, don’t tell me you’re not ready for a rematch.

Kiki: Judging by his angry face, he’s certainly not.

Lance Hunter: (British Accent, aims his Sonic Laser) Sucks to be him.

Hydro Hog: I’m not scared of any of you power punks!! I drained you before and I can do it again!!

Chris: Can you really?

Rito Revolto: Of course he can, especially when he’s got us and… Putties, rise!!

(Once Rito said the magic words, a group of the clay like foot soldiers, the Putty Patrol, suddenly emerged out of the out of the ground and quickly confronted our heroes.)

All Putty Patrollers: Ohololhohlholhohlholhohlo!!

Tideus: Whoa!

Corcus: Putties… This got interesting.

Ember: Yeah, just slightly.

Hydro Hog: Hehehe, I love backup. Thanks for that, Rito.

Rito Revolto: Don’t mention it, Hydro Hog.

Cato: (Pulls out his broadsword) Let’s not forget about us!

Joker: (Aims his Remington 870 Police Breacher System shotgun) God forbid. Haha! (Pumps it)

Shadowborg and M. Bison: (Powered up) Death to all annoying heroes!!

Hydro Hog: You see that power punks, by the time this fight is over, all of Winnipeg’s water will be mine!

Chris: (Pulls out his Power Morpher) Guess again, roast boy.

Tideus: The only thing that you and your pals are gonna get is A LOT of payback.

Delphine: And we’ll make sure that you do.

Hydro Hog: You’re bluffing!

Corcus: No, we’re not.

Kiki: We mean it.

Hydro Hog: Grrrrr!!

Ninjor: My friends, it is time.

Mark: (Pulls out his Power Morpher) We’re on it, Ninjor.

Mike: (Pulls out his Power Morpher) Ready?

Aurico: Ready!

Mike: Awesome!

Ember: (Readies her electric guitar) Play the music!

(Background Music: Tales to Astonish by Christophe Beck)

Chris, Mark and Mike: It’s Morphin Time!!

(In a Mighty Morphin Power Rangers visual effect, a flash of rainbow lightning came crashing down onto the three rangers as they held out their Power Morphers.)

Mike: Mastodon!

(Mike morphs into the Black Morrison Ranger as he strikes a classic Mighty Morphin pose.)

Mark: Triceratops!

(Mark morphs into the Blue Morrison Ranger as he strikes a classic Mighty Morphin pose.)

Chris: Tyrannosaurus!

(Chris morphs into the Red Morrison Ranger as he strikes a classic Mighty Morphin pose. Now it was the Alien Rangers’ turn to morph.)

All Alien Rangers: It’s Morphin Time!!

(In a Mighty Morphin Alien Rangers visual effect, energized tubes filled with water surrounded the five Alien Rangers as they get ready to morph.)

Delphine: White Aquitar Ranger Power!

(Delphine morphs into the White Alien Ranger within the energized tube filled with water as she strikes a classic Mighty Morphin pose.)

Corcus: Black Aquitar Ranger Power!

(Corcus morphs into the Black Alien Ranger within the energized tube filled with water as he strikes a classic Mighty Morphin pose.)

Cestro: Blue Aquitar Ranger Power!

(Cestro morphs into the Blue Alien Ranger within the energized tube filled with water as he strikes a classic Mighty Morphin pose.)

Tideus: Yellow Aquitar Ranger Power!

(Tideus morphs into the Yellow Alien Ranger within the energized tube filled with water as he strikes a classic Mighty Morphin pose.)

Aurico: Red Aquitar Ranger Power!

(Aurico morphs into the Red Alien Ranger within the energized tube filled with water as he strikes a classic Mighty Morphin pose. Once the morphing scenes were done, the eight rangers did their group pose in front of the baddies.)

All Rangers: (Posed) HA!!

All Baddies: Ergghhh!!

Chris: (Posses) Red Morrison Ranger!

Mark: (Posses) Blue Morrison Ranger!

Mike: (Posses) Black Morrison Ranger!

All 3: (Posed) Power Rangers Morrison!!

Aurico: (Poses) Red Alien Ranger!

Delphine: (Poses) White Alien Ranger!

Corcus: (Poses) Black Alien Ranger!

Cestro: (Poses) Blue Alien Ranger!

Tideus: (Poses) Yellow Alien Ranger!

Aurico: (Poses) Rangers of Aquitar, full power!

All Alien Rangers: (Posed) Power of Water!! Power of Light!! Powers unite!!

All Baddies: Gahhha!!

Kiki and Sophia: Yay!!

Ember: (Grins) Alright!

Ninjor: Yahoo!

Lance Hunter: (British Accent) Heh, so that’s what a ranger team-up looks like. Neat.

Grant Ward: Yeah, corny but surprisingly exciting.

Rito, Shadowborg, M. Bison, Joker and Cato: Erggggg…

Chris: So jerks, ready to fight or not?

Delphine: We have all the time in the world.

Hydro Hog: You miserable freaks!! I’m gonna suck all the water out of your cold dead bodies once I’m done with ya!!

Tideus: You’ll have to catch us first.

Chris, Mark and Mike: Catch us?

Sophia: What do you mean by that, Tideus?

Corcus: Simple, we’re about to do a little running game with the bad guys.

Kiki: Really?

Tideus: Yep. Don’t worry, it’s part of a plan that me and Corcus cooked up.

Delphine: Will it work though, Tideus?

Tideus: It will, Delphine. Swear to it.

Delphine: Very well. Proceed then.

Tideus: You got it.

Corcus: Follow us guys; it’s not far from here.

Mike: (Gets on his Shark Cycle with Sophia) Gotcha, Corcus!

Ninjor: (Jumps on his magic flying cloud) On we go!

(Just like that, the heroes all dashed off to Tideus and Corcus’ secret location as we see the Alien Rangers running off at super fast speed while the other heroes drove off in their respective battle vehicles, leaving the now confused villains by themselves.)

All Baddies: HUH?!!

Hydro Hog: Hey!!

Joker: (Lowers his shotgun) Well, I didn’t see that one coming.

Shadowborg: Color me surprised.

Hydro Hog: I don’t know what they’re doing, but they won’t get away from me!! After them, don’t let them escape!!

Rito Revolto: You heard him boys, run like hell!!

(Without wasting a single second, the villains all started chasing after the fleeing heroes on foot, with Rito and Hydro Hog leading their team of deadly and nasty monster criminals.)

All Baddies: (Chasing after the heroes) RAAAAHHHH!!

Ember: (Riding on the back of Chris’s Shark Cycle) And they’re off!

Grant Ward: (Driving in the Jeep Wagoneer) I sure hope those two know what they’re doing.

Mark: (Riding on his Shark Cycle) Only one way to find out, Agent Ward.

(End Tales to Astonish)

(We soon go to commercial.)

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(Background Music: Game Over from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie SNES)

(Before we go to commercial, we see a picture of all fourteen rangers doing one of their classic team poses in a city like setting.)

The Morrison Rangers

Narrator: (Peter Cullen) The Morrison Rangers will return, right after this!

(End Game Over)

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